The news about Anchorman 2 has had quotes popping into my head all day. While I'm a fan of 'milk was a bad choice" for some reason, if I had to pick one I think I'd go with "60% of the time, it works every time."
Saw this one today which I also love: "I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science."