With Gilligan... Troy and Abed too... Ron Swanson... and Peggy Olson!
Could you recast 'Gilligan's Island' with the ensembles of current series?
The "Community" cast matches up relatively well with the "Gilligan's Island" characters.
Twitter can be a lot of fun. Twitter can be an enormous waste of time. Sometimes, it can be both.
Last night, while struggling with a review that I hope to be done with later today, I went on Twitter to try to clear my mind, and inevitably got distracted instead. It all began innocently enough. Tim Goodman was noting the rise of redheaded women on television, with the return of Christina Hendricks as Joan on "Mad Men," Mireille Enos on "The Killing" and the addition of Carice Van Houten as Melisandre in "Game of Thrones" season 2. After joking around about some kind of job swap — and noting that Christina Hendricks being on "Game of Thrones" would possibly shut down the internet, forever — I brought up the idea of doing a reboot of "Gilligan's Island" centered around Ginger Grant, since Bryan Fuller is already trying to do a darker spin on "The Munsters" for next season. The next thing you knew, Tim, Matt Seitz and I were starting to cast the thing, and at that point I decided to open it up to the Twitter-verse at large.
And while there were plenty of interesting individual suggestions — James Spader as Thurston Howell III, Michael Chiklis as The Skipper, Christine Baranski as Lovey Howell — what kept cropping up again and again was how easily you could take the casts of current beloved series and use them to play the seven stranded castaways without having to stretch too much. Here are the four that came up most frequently (and none should be a surprise, since they came from people who follow me and share some of my tastes):
"Community": Either Danny Pudi as Gilligan and Donald Glover as The Skipper or vice versa (both would make great Gilligans, but I think Glover would be a better Skipper, as Troy spends more time reining in Abed than the other way around), Chevy Chase as Thurston Howell III, Yvette Nicole Brown as Lovey, Joel McHale as The Professor, Gillian Jacobs as Ginger and — in the most frequent suggestion I got all night, regardless of who was being suggested for any other role — Alison Brie as Mary Ann.
"Parks and Recreation": I got many different iterations of this, but I'll go with the one Fienberg suggested, more or less: Chris Pratt as Gilligan, Nick Offerman as The Skipper, Aubrey Plaza as Mary Ann, Aziz Ansari and Rashida Jones as the Howells, Rob Lowe as The Professor and (eliminating his suggestion of just getting Christina Hendricks to do it, since I'm trying to stick with one show), Mo Collins as Ginger. (Unless you want to cast Amy Poehler as Gilligan, you can't necessarily have her in this, because, as Dan also pointed out, Leslie would get them off the island by the end of the first episode.)
"Mad Men": Hendricks as Ginger is the gimme. Either you double-dip with Brie as Mary Ann or go with Elisabeth Moss. Jon Hamm as The Professor. John Slattery is perhaps the perfect Thurston Howell, and I guess you use January Jones as Lovey. Vincent Kartheiser is Gilligan, and while no one in the main cast is an ideal Skipper, Joel Murray could step in and do it.
"Breaking Bad": This is both great and tricky. On the one hand, Walt and Jesse's dynamic is Skipper/Gilligan to a T. On the other, Walt seems like he should be The Professor, no? I could go either way, but given the other players available, we'll go with Ken From Chicago's set-up: Aaron Paul as Gilligan, Bryan Cranston as The Skipper, Dean Norris as Thurston Howell, Betsy Brandt as Lovey, Anna Gunn as Ginger and Giancarlo Esposito as The Professor. He suggests Emily Rios (Andrea) for Mary Ann, but I feel like RJ Mitte in drag could pull it off. He eats breakfast brilliantly; surely he can also be convincing baking coconut cream pies.
There is no point to this, except to note how easy it was to take the ensembles of four very different series and slot them into the roles made famous on this goofy sitcom that's almost 50 years old, with the actors often in roles that aren't incredibly dissimilar from what they play now. I don't know if that says something about the genius of "Gilligan's Island" creator Sherwood Schwartz — whose skill at crafting theme songs helped inspire my creation of TSORIS (Theme Song Over Remainder In Show) — who always said he wanted the show's ensemble to reflect a large swath of society (albeit white society in the early '60s), or if there's simply some kind of ideal combination of characters that's been baked into the collective unconscious of TV show creators and other dramatists over the last century.
But I asked, you answered, and here we are. The Internet, ladies and gentlemen!
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Next 134 CommentsSolid Muldoon
March 28, 2012 at 10:09AM EST Reply to CommentGilligan - Seth Green
Skipper - Dean Norris
Professor - Rob Lowe
Thurston - Kelsey Grammer
Lovey - Wendie Malick
Ginger - Christina Hendricks
Mary Ann - Alison Brie
Sold.
March 28, 2012 at 3:21PM ESTLJA
March 28, 2012 at 10:13AM EST Reply to Comment"and noting that Christina Hendricks being on "Game of Thrones" would possibly shut down the internet, forever"
Heh. Indeed.
*nods sagely in agreement*
March 28, 2012 at 3:22PM ESTDAG
March 28, 2012 at 10:14AM EST Reply to CommentParenthood:
Gilligan - Dax
Skipper - Adam
Zeke - Thurston
Camille - Lovey
Ginger - Christina or Julia
Mary Ann - Sarah
(Sadly, once again the great Sam Jaeger is underused)
DAG
March 28, 2012 at 10:16AM EST Reply to CommentParenthood (correction):
Gilligan - Dax
Skipper - Adam
Zeke - Thurston
Camille - Lovey
Ginger - Christina or Julia
Mary Ann - Sarah
Joel - The Professor
Able Dax could totally be Gilligan
March 28, 2012 at 10:21AM ESTMichizzy82 Man, I accidentally send a blank comment every time.
March 30, 2012 at 3:58PM ESTI love this, but I would have to say, despite the hair color, I could see Sarah as Ginger and Christina as Mary Ann. Let's leave Julia at home...
DAG
March 28, 2012 at 10:20AM EST Reply to CommentModern Family:
Phil - Gilligan
Cam - Skipper
Jay - Thurston
DeDe (Shelly Long) - Lovey (it's a stretch)
Claire - Mary Ann
Gloria - Ginger
Mitchell - the professor
Tadhg82 I would switch Cam and Mitchell. Cam's a lawyer so it kind of jives with a Professor and Mitchell looks like he is 2 seconds away from hitting somebody with a hat at all times.
March 28, 2012 at 12:28PM ESTJeff Think you're confusing Cam and Mitchell. Mitchell is the lawyer...
March 31, 2012 at 12:02PM ESTJasonR
March 28, 2012 at 10:20AM EST Reply to CommentHow about cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Gilligan: James Marsters
Skipper: David Boreanaz
Ginger: Allison Hannigan
Mary Ann: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Professor: Anthony Head
Thursrton Howell: Nicholas Brendan
Lovey Howell:Emma Caulfield
sepinwall The coloring's different, but with that cast, Charisma Carpenter HAS to be Ginger.
March 28, 2012 at 10:28AM ESTJasonR Oops, I forgot about her. I totally agree.
March 28, 2012 at 10:32AM ESTDax If Carpenter's Ginger (and Alan is right - she is), Hannigan should be Mary Ann instead. And I think SMG might make a better Lovey than Caulfield.
March 28, 2012 at 11:21PM ESTNarrim Indeed. Buffy as Lovey, Thurston is either Angel/Spike, Gilligan is Xander, Ginger is Cordelia/Anya, Mary Ann is Willow, and, hmm... Giles does fit The Professor better, but who is The Skipper?
March 29, 2012 at 1:23AM ESTActually... Giles is the Skipper and Oz/Tara for Professor! Yes, Giles has the smarts, but he's also the guy who keeps everyone in check. Oz/Tara provide a voice of reason and stability which I always took from The Professor more than 'solves things' and smarts.
sneaky
March 28, 2012 at 10:21AM EST Reply to CommentAlan, it's Carice Van Houten, not Karice.
Kaj
March 28, 2012 at 10:22AM EST Reply to CommentIt's Carice van Houten, actually, not Karice.
Kaj Sorry about the double post, I kept getting the message that the reCaptcha was incorrect.
March 28, 2012 at 10:25AM ESTsneaky I actually had the same thing, the reCaptcha is sometimes almost impossible to decipher.
March 28, 2012 at 10:30AM ESTMatt W
March 28, 2012 at 10:24AM EST Reply to CommentRob Lowe as Chris Traeger on Gilligan's Island.
"A three hour tour? This is LITERALLY the longest tour I've ever been on"
gmoneychan
March 28, 2012 at 10:26AM EST Reply to CommentHow about the FNL cast.
Zach Gilford - Gilliagan
Brad Leland/Taylor Kitsch - Skipper
Kyle Chandler/Jesse Plemons - Professor
Louanne Stephens - Mrs Howell
One of the assistant coaches - Mr. Howell
Minka Kelly - Ginger
Madison Burge (Becky) - Mary Ann
LoopyChew Jesse Plemons as the Professor? He's almost certainly Gilligan.
March 28, 2012 at 11:37AM ESTDebora Ginger has to be Adrianne Palicki, Mary Ann Minka Kelly or Aimee Teegarden. Gilligan is Jesse Plemmons/Zach Gilford, Skipper is Derek Phillips/Brad Leland, Professor/ Taylor Kitsch and the Howell's Mr and Mrs. Coach.
March 28, 2012 at 3:29PM ESTwickethewok
March 28, 2012 at 10:31AM EST Reply to CommentThis mostly works...
Gilligan - Wesley Crusher
The Skipper - Jean-Luc Picard
The Professor - Geordi La Forge
Ginger - Beverly Crusher
Mary Ann - Deanna Troi
Thurston Howell III - Will Riker
Lovey - Tasha Yar
Really, I just want to see 22 minutes of Patrick Stewart hitting Wil Wheaton with his hat.
sepinwall Patrick Stewart should be nicer to Hwil Hweaton:
March 28, 2012 at 10:33AM ESThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxQ2wq_kir0
klg19 How is the Professor not Data??
March 28, 2012 at 1:52PM ESTwickethewok Data works, too. Geordi just seems a little more likely to make a coconut radio.
March 28, 2012 at 2:32PM ESTALPerelman
March 28, 2012 at 10:49AM EST Reply to CommentWrite a comment...It's Always Sunny in Gilligan's Island:
Skipper - Frank
Gilligan - Charlie
Thurston - Dennis
Lovely - Sweet Dee
Professor - Mac
Ginger - Artemis
Mary-Anne - The Waitress
sepinwall Charlie was among the better solo Gilligan suggestions I saw last night, but that's pretty perfect — especially Dennis and Dee as husband and wife.
March 28, 2012 at 10:51AM ESTGilligander And Rickety Cricket as the poor sap who washes up on the island and ends up swimming out into the ocean in fast-motion as the credits roll.
March 31, 2012 at 10:48AM ESTWith any other show I'd be loath to even suggest it, but with Sunny I think I'd actually like to see them do this as an episode.
Ken Raining
March 28, 2012 at 11:05AM EST Reply to CommentYou'd go with Rob Lowe over Adam Scott as the Professor? Really?
Anyway, here's Fringe:
Gilligan: Joshua Jackson
Skipper: Lance Reddick (why can't the Skipper be black?)
Professor: John Noble, of course
Thurston Howell: Leonard Nemoy
Lovey: Blair Brown
Ginger: Anna Torv (also might break the Internet)
Mary Ann: Jasika Nicole (or Seth Gabel in drag)
Mary Ann:
sepinwall "You'd go with Rob Lowe over Adam Scott as the Professor? Really?"
March 28, 2012 at 11:13AM ESTYes. There's a certain oblivious enthusiasm to The Professor that suits Chris Traeger more than Ben Wyatt, who's nerdy but much more self-aware.
Ken Raining We'll have to agree to disagree, then. I think Ben fits the "I'm not quite part of this group" vibe that I always got from the Professor. I can totally see the Gilligan's Island gang going nuts over Lil' Sebastian if he washed up on shore, and the Professor not quite getting what's so great about him.
March 28, 2012 at 12:32PM ESTanthonystrand
March 28, 2012 at 11:26AM EST Reply to CommentNewsRadio:
Gilligan - Andy Dick
The Skipper - Dave Foley
Thurston - Stephen Root
Lovey - Vicki Lewis
Professor - Phil Hartman (maybe Joe Rogan?)
Mary Ann - Maura Tierney
Ginger - Khandi Alexander
anthonystrand Not a current show, of course, but the first cast that came to mind who seem really well-suited for it.
March 28, 2012 at 11:27AM ESTKen Raining I'd probably go Stephen Root as the Skipper, Phil Hartman as Thurston, and Dave Foley as the Skipper, but I like your thinking.
March 28, 2012 at 11:56AM ESTMatt
March 28, 2012 at 11:32AM EST Reply to CommentThe Wire
Gilligan: Prezbo
Skipper: Bunk(Daniels would probably make a smarter choice, but Bunk has the look for the skipper)
Professor: Lester Freamon
Ginger: Shardene(I know Rhonda is a redhead, but Shardene fits more the ginger mold. Stripper is closer to an actor, plus the prof hooks up with her)
Mary Ann: Rhonda
Thurston: Carcetti
Lovey: Carcetti's wife I suppose.
James
March 28, 2012 at 11:34AM EST Reply to CommentI'm gonna try this with The Wire (someone has to)
Gilligan - Andre Royo (Bubbles)
Skipper - John Doman (Lt. Rawls)
Professor - Clarke Peters (Lester Freamon)
Thurston - Lance Reddick (Cedric Daniels)
Lovey - Deirdre Lovejoy (Rhonnie Pearlman)
Ginger - Brandy Burre (Theresa D'agostino) this was a tough one, but she's the most va-va voom female character I could think of on the show
Mary Ann - Michelle Paress (Alma Guiterrez) another tough one, but Beadie didn't seem quite right and Snoop and Kima seemed way off
lztouchthedream Alternate Gilligan/Skipper - Prez/Freamon or Prez/Daniels.
March 28, 2012 at 1:19PM ESTJames
March 28, 2012 at 11:35AM EST Reply to CommentAh, you gotta be kidding me! Beaten by 2 minutes!
sepinwall I like that, other than the obvious choice of Lester as The Professor, none of your other choices were the same.
March 28, 2012 at 12:02PM ESTThough I do think if Rawls is The Skipper, McNulty has to be Gilligan:
"But Skipper... what the fuck did I do?"
"You, Gilligan, are a gaping asshole. We all know this. Everyone on the Minnow knows this."
klg19 That piece of dialogue made me unimaginably happy.
March 28, 2012 at 1:55PM ESTdebora I agree!
March 28, 2012 at 3:34PM ESTsepinwall
March 28, 2012 at 11:40AM EST Reply to CommentSomeone on Twitter pointed out that for the Breaking Bad example, Krysten Ritter makes a very good (if slightly darker) Mary Ann.
Ken Raining I meant to make that point as well. You can also use her when you do the Veronica Mars cast.
March 28, 2012 at 11:58AM ESTMatt
March 28, 2012 at 11:47AM EST Reply to CommentJustified
Gilligan: Dewey Crowe
Skipper: Art
Professor: Raylan or Boyd would work
Ginger: Ava
Mary Ann: Winona
Thurston: Arlo
Lovey: Helen
louisjab I was about to write the exact same choices... except that I would have swapped Ava and Winona. I think Nathalie Zea would make a better Ginger.
March 28, 2012 at 11:54AM ESTmarkmovies Perfect.
March 28, 2012 at 11:57AM ESTKen Raining Agree on the Winona/Ava swap, but Dewey Crowe as Gilligan... priceless.
March 28, 2012 at 12:34PM ESTMatt Yeah, that was a pretty big screwup on my part. I was thinking Ava as ginger mostly because she seemed to get Raylan mostly on sex appeal alone.
March 28, 2012 at 2:23PM ESTbrian o As much as I would hate to lose Dewey from the crew, I would have Dickie as Gilligan and Mags as the Skipper.
March 28, 2012 at 11:05PM ESTed w Good except needing to swap Ava and Winona. Winona is more urbanized and modern, Ava is more girl next door like Mary Ann. If Mary Ann were a murderous Madame with a gunshot wound to her chest who sleeps with her brother in law.
March 29, 2012 at 1:15AM ESTMatt
March 28, 2012 at 11:54AM EST Reply to CommentCheers
Gilligan: Woody
Skipper: Cliff
Professor(even if he isn't smart): Sam
Ginger: Diane(she's too snooty to be Mary Ann)
Mary Ann: Rebecca
Thurston: Frasier
Lovey: Lilith
eyecue What?... no love for Carla or Norm?!! ; )
March 28, 2012 at 1:53PM ESTMatt Thinking about it more Carla should totally be the skipper(thanks to JasonR for pointing that out). Norm really shouldn't be anyone but NORM!
March 28, 2012 at 2:22PM ESTAlso another interesting one would be Woody as Gilligan and Coach as skipper, now that would be an amazing duo.
Matt
March 28, 2012 at 12:06PM EST Reply to CommentDoctor Who
Gilligan: Rory
Skipper: Wilfred Mott
Professor: Tenth Doctor
Ginger: Amy Pond
Mary Ann: I would put Martha Jones over Rose
Thurston: Pete Tyler
Lovey: Jackie Tyler
Aaron
March 28, 2012 at 12:07PM EST Reply to CommentFunny thing is, we might get to see the Community cast do "Gilligan's Island" at some point...
Krang
March 28, 2012 at 12:10PM EST Reply to CommentGilligan: Michael Pitt
Skipper: Shea Whigham?
Professor: Jack Huston or Steve Buscemi
Thurston: Dabney Coleman
Lovey: Gretchen Mol
Ginger: Paz de la Huerta
Mary Ann: Aleksa Palladino
louisjab
March 28, 2012 at 12:12PM EST Reply to CommentChuck:
Giligan - Morgan
Skipper - Casey
Professor - Chuck
Mary Ann - Ellie
Ginger - Sarah (I would go with Carina, but she's not in the main cast)
Thurston - Big Mike
Lovey - The general
Bgklein I like this one a lot. I would have thought that Stephen Bartowski would be a good Professor but then Chuck is hard to use.
March 28, 2012 at 12:52PM ESTMatt
March 28, 2012 at 12:23PM EST Reply to CommentThe Walking Dead
Gilligan: Glenn
Skipper: Dale
Professor: Rick
Ginger: Lori
Mary Ann: Maggie(on looks shes the ginger, but Lori is too much of a five letter word that starts with a B to be the girl next door type)
Thurston: Herschel
Lovey: Shes locked in a hut, while they try to find a cure for her "coconut poisoning"
reed
March 28, 2012 at 12:24PM EST Reply to CommentLost:
Gilligan - Ben
Skipper - Locke
Professor - Jack
Thurston - Charles Widmore
Lovey - Eloise Hawking
Ginger - Charlotte
Mary Ann - Kate
Plus, they already know a thing or two about being stranded on an island.
Ken Raining I'm sorry... Ben Linus as GILLIGAN!? Only if he's trying to trick them into thinking he's really, really stupid. Which kind of works, actually.
March 28, 2012 at 12:37PM ESTreed I guess I should have listed the actors' names. Michael Emerson and Terry O'Quinn would knock the Gilligan/Skipper dynamic out of the park.
March 28, 2012 at 12:47PM ESTDan Hurley is Gilligan.
March 28, 2012 at 1:37PM ESTbriguyx Doc Artz for The Professor!
March 28, 2012 at 7:55PM ESTNarrim Season 1 Style:
March 29, 2012 at 1:30AM ESTGilligan - Charlie (Jack)
Skipper - Jack (Locke)
Thurston - Boone (Charlie)
Lovey - Shannon (Claire)
Ginger - Sawyer (Shannon)
Mary Ann - Kate (Kate)
Professor - Locke/Sayid (Sayid)
Matt
March 28, 2012 at 12:30PM EST Reply to CommentFirefly
Gilligan: Jayne(Wash fits the look better, but Jayne is really stupid)
Skipper: Book
Professor: Malcolm Reynolds
Ginger: Saffron (Christina Hendricks STRIKES AGAIN!!!!)
Mary Ann: Kaylee
Thurston: Wash
Lovey: Zoe
Kirk Love it, only I'd switch Book to Professor and Mal to Skipper.
March 28, 2012 at 1:05PM ESTklg19 I agree with Kirk.
March 28, 2012 at 1:56PM ESTMatt I only had Mal as the professor because I couldn't book in that role, but my brief moment of stupidity made me forget about Simon completely. So, Mal moves to skipper, and Simon as professor!
March 28, 2012 at 2:18PM ESTrb I disagree. Jayne/Book is a terrific Gilligan/Skipper relationship.
April 4, 2012 at 6:16PM ESTBlitzMark
March 28, 2012 at 12:38PM EST Reply to CommentThe Office
Gilligan: Dwight
Skipper: Michael Scott
Thurston: Jim
Lovey: Pam
Professor: Oscar
Ginger: Meredith
Mary Ann: Kelly
mgrabois I'd switch Lovey and Mary Ann around on this. Pam is much more believable as Mary Ann, regardless of her relationship with Jim. And Kelly is more like the rich society woman (or wants to be).
March 29, 2012 at 12:06AM ESTJasonR
March 28, 2012 at 12:42PM EST Reply to CommentI think the Cheers cast would make a opposite sex cast:
Gilligan: Diane
Skipper: Carla
Professor: Rebecca
Ginger: Sam
Mary Ann: Woody
Thurston Howell: Lilith
Lovey Howell: Fraiser
It is a hard decision on which role Carla & Diane should play in the Gilligan/Skipper dynamic, but in the end Carla berating Diane is too good to pass up...
Otto Man Holy shit, that's good.
March 28, 2012 at 7:33PM ESTNarrim That's quite perfect actually.
March 29, 2012 at 1:31AM ESTLJA
March 28, 2012 at 12:44PM EST Reply to CommentScrubs
Gilligan - JD
Skipper - Dr. Cox
Ginger - Carla
Mary Ann - Elliot
Lovey - Jordan
Thurston - Kelso
The Professor - Janitor
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