Review: 'United States of Tara' - 'Wheels': Long live the king
Charmaine gives birth, and Tara lays down the law for the alters
Tara (Toni Collette) as Shoshana on "United States of Tara."
A quick review of tonight's "United States of Tara" coming up just as soon as my suitcase bursts into consciousness...
"You're not in control." -Charmaine
"I am. I am in control, mostly. Sometimes." -Tara
"Wheels" has some of the funnier material of the season so far, most of it revolving around the titular baby, and about the different things that Patton Oswalt as Neil gets to say and do about her: that he likes the name Cassandra because it has "ass" in it, that immediately post-birth "It looks like Abe Lincoln after he got shot in the face," and, for that matter, that her middle name is "Wheels" - with the quote marks on the birth certificate! And there was also some light, fun stuff with Kate as she hung around the airport for a while, decided against the sitcommy idea of lying to her parents about being in Japan, and finally settled on flight attendant as her new career goal.
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And Charmaine's rejection is painful enough that it finally sparks Tara to end the little democracy that gives the show its title and lay down a new set of laws under which the alters get some of what they want but where Tara is the unquestioned ruler of the body. It's a very good scene - as pretty much all the co-consciousness material the show has done has been - but what makes it really strong is the revelation of where it's actually taking place: in Dr. Hatteras' lecture hall in the middle of an exam, with Tara's body covered in writing as if she were Leonard from "Memento." It's an unexpected twist, but far from an unfair one, and Hatteras' reaction suggests he might finally recognize that Tara isn't wholly inventing her multiple lives.
What did everybody else think? And does anyone have a theory on why Max's new uniform work shirt has his name as Greg Maxson instead of Max Gregson?
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April 18, 2011 at 11:40PM EST Reply to CommentThe uniform thing i think is just a reminder of how insulting this new position is for him. he used to own his own company, and now they can't even get his name right
April 18, 2011 at 11:52PM EST Reply to Commentdoes anyone know the name of the last song played on tonights episode "Wheels"? thanks
Anonymous Jeremy Messersmith - "A Girl A Boy and A Graveyard"
April 19, 2011 at 7:06AM EST
It was on "Chuck", the episode was "Chuck vs the Suitcase". I actually just watched the episode two days ago, so the minute they played the song I knew it sounded familiar.
April 27, 2011 at 3:27AM ESTLJA
April 19, 2011 at 2:18AM EST Reply to CommentI was distracted by the incessant use of the word "fuck." I'm not offended by the word, and I think the word has its place in scripts, but tonight's episode felt like it was written by an illiterate who was in contest to drop as many f-bombs as possible. It was inelegant and whatever I was supposed to take away from the episode was lost. The overuse of the word doesn't make the show sound hip or cool, it makes me wonder if the writers barely have 100 words in their collective vocabularies.
Fucking Fuck I fucking hate it too when they they keep fucking using the word fuck, and I fucking hope they fucking stop it before it gets anymore fucking annoying, you fucking know what I'm fucking saying?
April 19, 2011 at 2:23AM ESTtag8833 I didn't notice any profanity that wasn't in character or justified by the situation.
April 19, 2011 at 11:33AM ESTI'm fascinated by the new trend of backlash against profanity, nudity, and violence this season. Deadwood was more profane than Tara, more full of nudity and violence than Game of Thrones, and yet it is hailed as the greatest (my view) or 2nd greatest (Alan's view) TV show of all time. Are expectations for modern TV shows that much different? Has the audience shifted for premium cable shows that much?
LJA No backlash. I loved Six Feet Under where the F word was used with abandon, but it never felt wrong there. I was just struck by last night's Tara where it was bandied about wrecklessly. It lost its impact.
April 19, 2011 at 11:49AM ESTFucking Fuck McFuckGee LJA is fucking right. The fucking more you fucking use the fucking word fuck, the less fucking meaning it fucking has. Better to fucking use the fucking word fuck less fucking sparingly to fucking intensify it's fucking impact. Do you fucking get my fucking drift?
April 19, 2011 at 3:04PM ESTBen Abso-fucking-lutely!
April 19, 2011 at 3:23PM ESTJon88 I'm on your side, LJA. In particular, the flight attendant's remark to Kate didn't need it.
April 19, 2011 at 6:44PM EST
Charmaine was somewhat bluer than usual, but I didn't think that dragged down the quality of the writing. I was far more bothered by Lionel and Max calling Marshall Moosh, when clearly it's Kate's childhood nickname for him as such and has only really been used by her. Seemed like that writing was from someone new to the show.
April 19, 2011 at 10:47PM ESTLeslie
April 19, 2011 at 2:40AM EST Reply to CommentVery funny episode. It's witty and intelligent- I wish more network tv could remember its glory days.
JanieJones
April 19, 2011 at 9:08AM EST Reply to CommentI noticed Max's shirt tag and wondered why it said Greg Maxson-I haven't a clue as to why. It caught my attention.
I thought the ending was beautifully done. I found it disturbing but enlightening when Tara came to in an empty class with all of the writing on her. Hatteras' reaction was pitch perfect when Tara pleaded that she is crazy. It broke my heart a bit.
semicolwin
April 19, 2011 at 10:26AM EST Reply to CommentI was half asleep while watching this, but I thought Neil didn't like that Cassandra had 'ass' in it, but then he didn't care once the baby was born. And that he put "Wheels" as the middle name in part because he didn't like Cassandra, but had settled on it to please Charmaine. Could be wrong though.
somegirl No, you're right. She said, "What's wrong with the name Cassandra?" And he said, "It has 'ass' in it."
April 19, 2011 at 2:19PM ESTtag8833
April 19, 2011 at 11:36AM EST Reply to CommentI think the ending of this episode was one of the best I've seen in a long time. Probably since the season finale of Sons of Anarchy.
I am a sucker for the twist ending, and that is what has always drawn me to Tara.
KittyM Yeah, the ending was brilliant. There I was about to start gagging at how hard I was still laughing at T flipping her own nipples in celebration, and they pulled that out. She looked awful, in a really brilliant way. Heartbreaking indeed. Oh god, why are they a week apart?
April 19, 2011 at 5:48PM ESTLarryC
April 19, 2011 at 9:50PM EST Reply to CommentAnyone else notice that Buck is left-handed while all the other alters are right-handed?
moG since the series pilot!
April 21, 2011 at 10:29PM EST
April 20, 2011 at 10:26AM EST Reply to CommentMy wife and I are now calling our 8-month son a "raisin monster" after watching this episode. How great has Patton Oswalt been so far?