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'Survivor': Is Jimmy Johnson too famous to be a contestant?

How 'bout dat Cowboys twist?


I'm recuperating from press tour, so posting's going to be light for the next few days, other than regularly-scheduled stuff like Firefly. (I also have to catch up on a bunch of the other regular shows that are sitting on my DVR.) But I couldn't resist commenting a bit on the announcement of the "Survivor: Nicaragua" cast. Dan has a gallery of all the contestants, who are split into old and young teams - a twist that's not as novel as the show is suggesting, since that's how the schoolyard pick approach largely defined the "Survivor: Thailand" teams - but after the jump, I want to focus on one contesant in particular.

So the big news, rumored for so long I'm surprised no one asked Nina Tassler about it during her press tour session, is that one of the contestants is Jimmy Johnson. Two-time Super Bowl-winning Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson. Former college national championship coach Jimmy Johnson. National television football analyst Jimmy Johnson. Male enhancement spokesperson Jimmy Johnson. Owner of one of the most famous hairstyles in modern American history (along with Jennifer Anniston, Mary Tyler Moore and Snooki) Jimmy Johnson. 

In other words, the most famous contestant in reality show history, outside of shows specifically designed to feature "celebrities" - and he's more famous than most of them, too.

Now, he's not the first famous person to compete on "Survivor" - not even the first person affiliated with the Dallas Cowboys. The Guatemala season featured ex-quarterback Gary Hogeboom - who, in a memorable bit of silliness, tried to pretend he was a landscaper named Gary Hawkins, even after another contestant recognized him - not to mention Stephenie and Bobby Jon from the previous season, who were probably considered bigger stars even by the contestants who knew who Gary Hogeboom was.

Johnson's celebrity is on another plane, though. He won't be able to use an alias, that's for sure. And I wonder if adding somebody this famous to the cast goes against the spirit of "Survivor," or if we're at the point in the franchise where they might as well try anything, up to and including having the famous compete against the non-famous.

As Fienberg pointed out when the rumors first surfaced, Johnson's presence guarantees many of us will tune in for an episode or two just to see what happens to his hair when it's out in the elements (unless he just covered it in shellac before he got on the plane), and as twists go, both his presence and the old vs. young gimmick are both preferable to the rumored Boston Rob vs. Russell concept for the following season. Johnson's presence suggests an aging show searching for ways to catch your attention beyond "Here's a really good season of 'Survivor.'" But if they have to feature Russell in three out of the four most recent seasons, that suggests a show that has no idea whatsoever how to attract viewers anymore.

Johnson appears at the 2:45 mark in the video I embedded in this post. What do you think? Should "Survivor" have a place for the coach of dem Cowboys? 

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Alan Sepinwall
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Alan Sepinwall has been reviewing television since the mid-'90s, first for Tony Soprano's hometown paper, The Star-Ledger, and now for HitFix. His new book, "The Revolution Was Televised," about the last 15 years of TV drama, is for sale at Amazon. He can be reached at sepinwall@hitfix.com

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  • Tyroc_talkback_profile

    Tyroc

    As a Giants fan, at least I have someone to root against. Hope you go down in flames, Johnson!

    (That said, I can't wait to hear Coach from the previous seasons get mad if people start calling Johnson by the nickname "Coach" too.)

    August 9, 2010 at 4:40PM EST Reply to Comment
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    cadfile

    I'm really surprised that FOX let Jimmy do the show and I wonder how much enhancement he brought along.

    I do think he is too famous for a non-celebrity version.

    Moving the show night is also a sign it is sputtering on life support next thing you know they will bring on Cousin Oliver.

    August 9, 2010 at 4:45PM EST Reply to Comment
    • Gizmo_bigger_talkback_profile

      dan cadfile - "Survivor" lost its time period once last season. Otherwise, it's been unbeatable on Thursdays for many a year. The desire to change nights was more about maintaining "Survivor" at its current level in a far weaker time period and potentially boosting a more lucrative time people with "Big Bang Theory." There's little-to-no evidence of sputtering...

      And I really want Jimmy Johnson to make it to 30 days to see him with shaggy hair and a beard.

      -Daniel

      August 9, 2010 at 5:01PM EST
    • Godzillavseaster_talkback_profile

      Dezbot Robbie will do a lot of things, but I'm not sure he'll do Survivor, hee hee!

      August 9, 2010 at 6:33PM EST
    • Stubby1_talkback_profile

      cadfile That's the thing Dan is they wanted to go to a weaker time slot because they don't think they can hold Thursday plus the last edition ranked #25 in the ratings overall. It is an old show and my guess it might end after this year unless the ratings improve more than the past season

      August 9, 2010 at 9:51PM EST
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      SaveFarris If Dan wants to see Jimmy beshagged and bearded, just go watch Episode 5.7 (Man Inside) of The Shield.

      August 9, 2010 at 10:37PM EST
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    Hatfield

    I don't know if you've looked at that slideshow yet, but the second to last photo is a group shot, and his hair is already messed up in it

    August 9, 2010 at 5:02PM EST Reply to Comment
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    CaseyP

    putting just one celebrity seems a bit odd. if they had added another one, perhaps a younger one to be on the other tribe I might understand the schtick a little more.

    what I do think would be awesome, and will most liekly eventually end up happening, is a full an all-celebrity version. I'm sure there would be some egos that could give Russell's ego a run for his money.

    either way, I'll always watch Survivor, still the best reality show ever.

    August 9, 2010 at 5:04PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Alex P

    If they're going to bring in a celeb, at least it's one who is apparently a genuinely huge Survivor fan as Johnson is. Also, as far as celebs go, I've learned from my observations in watching my girlfriend and grandmother watching DWTS that while men think of sports figures as big stars, women largely don't know who they are. So while some of the male players might be wowed by Jimmy, the women will just regard him as some old guy with nice hair. If anything, JJ's celebrity might work against him in a "he's already rich, so let's vote him out" coup.

    August 9, 2010 at 5:12PM EST Reply to Comment
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    M

    Even though he wasn't all that famous, I thought it was odd to see Jonathan Penner from The Naked Truth and Rude Awakening on the show a few years ago. I don't know if he was hoping Survivor would help his acting career, but according to IMDB it, um, did not.

    August 9, 2010 at 5:33PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Anna

    I just watched 30 for 30 on Miami. And Jimmy Johnson is quite a character - but not enough to draw me back to Survivor.

    I'm over Survivor and have been for quite a while. I did watch the All-stars up but had no desire to finish the season after Boston Rob was kicked off even with some familiar faces and some former favorites that had become too human and that clearly were bored with Survior as well - i mean you Colby.



    The Amazing Race on the other hand as held up remarkably well. Aside from the worst finaly leg in history (in terms of set up), this past season was one of my top 5.

    August 9, 2010 at 5:34PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Dezbot

    What is this Boston Rob vs. Russell monstrosity you're talking about?

    August 9, 2010 at 6:32PM EST Reply to Comment
    • Midnight_run_mca255950_talkback_profile

      sepinwall That was the hot rumor floating around TCA.

      August 9, 2010 at 7:34PM EST
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    James

    If I'm another player on Survivor playing for $1 million, why wouldn't I just vote out multi-millionaire Jimmy the first chance I got?

    August 9, 2010 at 7:45PM EST Reply to Comment
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      Mike Because you might take the other, and I would argue smarter, approach and realize that most people would have the same thought process you have, and thus he'd be a great person to have with you at the end of the game to guarantee yourself the win, even if you strong-arm people like Russell did these past 2 seasons. For me, keeping him from getting to the end because he's already rich seems like worse value than having a sweet plump goat to sit next to you at final tribal.

      August 9, 2010 at 9:29PM EST


  • FWIW, there is no way one of the producers didn't plant the info to Dani who Gary Hogeboom was. I could see if it was Troy Aikman, but a 20-something spotting Gary Hogeboom 20 years after he retired? C'mon!

    End rant

    August 9, 2010 at 9:34PM EST Reply to Comment
    • Midnight_run_mca255950_talkback_profile

      sepinwall Except that she was a devout football fan and sports talk radio type, so it's not entirely outside the realm of possibility.

      August 9, 2010 at 9:39PM EST
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    Ben

    I'm a South Florida native who grew up a Hurricanes fan, and of course I'm biased, but even in that spirit I really like the casting of Jimmy Johnson. As I see it, this is more interesting than just stunt-casting because it involves a collision of two elements in one person: Jimmy's a longtime and extraordinarily successful coach who's also found a strong 2nd career on Fox (leadership and communications) but also someone who isn't going to get rich or die tryin' here AND is at the very high age range for anyone to ever play this game let alone play it well (outside factors and physical/endurance obstacles). He could do extremely well in Nicaragua or be an early boot, and it would feel like it made sense either way. Plus, let's be honest, the show's moving to a new night and it won't hurt ratings to have him in a premiere sandwiched around two early weekends of NFL football!

    August 9, 2010 at 10:28PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Adam B.

    This likely makes me a bad person, but I wouldn't mind an all B-level-celebrity season of Survivor at this point. Also, an all-Armed Forces/First Responders edition.

    August 10, 2010 at 9:53AM EST Reply to Comment
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    lormac

    Ok, I will admit that I had no idea who Jimmy Johnson was. Now I understand, but I stillfind the idea interesting: What if he completely plotzes in the challenges? Isn't he risking losing all of the respect he may have garnered over the course of his coaching career? (On the other hand, there is that Viagara ad.) I am MUCH more troubled about the Medallion of pwer!! Whose crappy idea was that?!

    August 10, 2010 at 10:28AM EST Reply to Comment
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    lormac

    Ok, I will admit that I had no idea who Jimmy Johnson was. Now I understand, but I stillfind the idea interesting: What if he completely plotzes in the challenges? Isn't he risking losing all of the respect he may have garnered over the course of his coaching career? (On the other hand, there is that Viagara ad.) I am MUCH more troubled about the Medallion of pwer!! Whose crappy idea was that?!

    August 10, 2010 at 10:29AM EST Reply to Comment
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      Alex P Jimmy is 67. I don't think anyone expects him to be the next Terry or Ozzy when it comes to challenges.

      August 12, 2010 at 1:58AM EST
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    Ed

    What? No "Jump the Lagoon" jokes?

    August 10, 2010 at 11:19AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Kujo

    I heard about the Jimmy Johnson casting weeks ago, and I'll say the same thing now as I did then.


    It's a total joke. That being said, I'll still watch.

    August 10, 2010 at 3:30PM EST Reply to Comment

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