Review: 'Hot in Cleveland'

TV Land tries (and fails) to create an instant classic with Betty White and friends.

Review: 'Hot in Cleveland'

Wendie Malick, Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves and Betty White in "Hot in Cleveland."

Credit: TV Land

"Everybody Loves Raymond" creator Phil Rosenthal liked to say that "I'm doing this show for CBS, but in the back of my mind, it's for Nick at Nite." In other words, while he wanted "Raymond" to be a success in its original run, what he really cared about was creating a comedy that would have an enduring legacy.

Nick at Nite's sister channel, TV Land, currently packs its schedule with "Raymond" repeats, and tomorrow night at 10 introduces its first original sitcom: "Hot in Cleveland," starring Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves and Wendie Malick as three LA pals who accidentally land in Cleveland and decide to stick around a while, in a home with a wacky caretaker played by the great Betty White.

TV Land is, in effect, trying to cut out the middle man, creating their own classic-style sitcoms rather than buying someone else's repeats. Every cable channel goes down this road sooner or later (cue the laments about how MTV no longer plays music videos), and given how few traditional three-camera sitcoms are produced anymore - and, therefore, how many veteran sitcom actors, writers, directors, etc. are looking for work - it's a bit surprising it took TV Land this long to try.

"Hot in Cleveland" is pleasant enough, but it apes the classics far more in its style than its substance. It looks and sounds like the kind of show from the '80s or '90s that eventually wound up on Nick at Nite, but had it actually aired on, say, NBC in 1992, it's doubtful anyone would have remembered it fondly enough to want it preserved in perpetual cable rerun-hood.

Bertinelli plays Melanie, divorced author of a self-help book about 200 things all women should do before they die. Among those things is taking a trip to Paris with your friends, so she invites unemployed soap opera diva Victoria (Malick) and "eyebrow queen of Beverly Hills" Joy (Leeves) on the trip. Mechanical problems with the plane force an unexpected stop in Cleveland, where the three middle-aged Angelenos are stunned to discover they're considered desirable.

"I feel young and hot," Joy exclaims when they enter a bar full of men staring at them. "Like they're undressing me with their eyes and I'm not in Spanx!"

There are a lot of jokes in that vein - Joy and Victoria are dazzled when Melanie's new beau Hank (John Schneider) turns out to be a plumber, because they never knew any men in LA who could fix things - though none are nearly as sharp as the gags from the "30 Rock" episode where Jack has to talk Liz out of her plan to "flee to the Cleve" where she would have a boyfriend and be treated like a model. 

Bertinelli, Leeves and Malick are all likable pros who know how to milk a punchline or sight gag for all it's worth. Malick embraces her character's two-dimensionality, and Leeves has a funny bit of physical comedy where Joy wakes up hung over and discovers that her pores contain reminders of a a night of beer and greasy bar snacks.

"Hot in Cleveland" really only comes to life, though, when Betty White is on stage as  Elka Ostrovsky. She has no reason for being there other than that she's Betty White, but in this, The Year of Betty White, that's more than enough. She greets her new co-stars by asking the realtor, "Why are you renting to prostitutes?" and when Joy suggests that she can smell marijuana, Elka barks out, "What are you, a cop?" Joy says, "No," and White's eyes narrow as she asks, "Then what's it to you?"

White, like the others, is transcending mediocre material thanks to well-honed talent and good vibes from past roles, as the studio audience (or their canned laughter equivalent) goes nuts over lines of hers that barely even qualify as jokes.

Again, shows like this aren't made much anymore, unless you count sitcoms-for-tweens on Disney Channel and Nickelodeon. So there may be enough nostalgia from fans of the style - and these four actresses who starred in better examples of it back in the day - to give "Hot in Cleveland" an audience for a while. But if the writing doesn't get crisper in a hurry, eventually its viewers will just be inspired to seek out repeats of "Golden Girls" and "Frasier" on channels other than TV Land and Nick at Nite.

Alan Sepinwall may be reached at sepinwall@hitfix.com

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    Jon Weisman One thing that's interesting is that Betty White told Jon Stewart last night that she won't do drug jokes.

    June 15, 2010 at 5:33PM EST Reply to Comment
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      Otto Man Which was especially odd, because they went immediately from that to showing the smelling pot clip in an ad for the show. Weird.

      June 16, 2010 at 7:29AM EST
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    ttr TV Land forgets that the advantage of running syndicated shows is that you already know that people like them. With original content, there's no previously established audience and reputation to aid ratings.

    June 15, 2010 at 7:10PM EST Reply to Comment
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    forg I'm just happy to see "Daphne" back on TV!

    The strength of the cast is enough for me to watch this. I think this show will have the enough audience TV Land needs at this point. But this sitcom feels like something that could work well with CBS or maybe ABC. I kinda wished this was on broadcast

    June 15, 2010 at 7:30PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Hannah Lee I'm neither here nor there on the actual show, but I'm just glad that it's finally premiering.
    Hopefully, that means the web ads for it will disappear. Whoever did the photography might have been aiming for a "Cleveland Makes Me Feel Hot" look from the leading ladies. But what they got was "Cleveland causes me incredible pain!" All the stars appear to be wincing or gritting their teeth in the promo photos.

    June 15, 2010 at 9:53PM EST Reply to Comment
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    KarenX It's just too bad Liz Lemon already got to be a model in Cleveland on her trip there with Lloyd a few years ago. It's a funny idea, but I can't get excited about a whole show over it, and the ad for it I saw on Hulu made me cringe. I think it was the laugh track.

    June 16, 2010 at 12:35AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Maggie I still don't want to think that Valerie Bertinelli qualifies as "middle aged" since that means I must be, too.

    June 16, 2010 at 6:12AM EST Reply to Comment
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      Sarah I can't believe she's 50 years old. She doesn't look a day over 38!

      June 16, 2010 at 9:50PM EST
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    Tracey @Maggie: Ha! I'm with you on that. Every time I see that Jenny Craig commercial, I think Valerie doesn't look nearly old enough to be that fat girl's mother, but maybe that fat girl looks lousy for her age.

    I'll be watching this for Betty White if nothing else, but I suspect the laugh track will make it intolerable for me. I don't like being told when to laugh. I remember seeing a version of the original British Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with laugh track added, and thinking that it was way less funny that way. When I hear people busting a gut over every little line, it makes me think, "well, maybe it's funny, but it's not THAT funny..." And then when there's no laugh track at the next line that I find amusing, I feel stupid for laughing.

    Alan: do you know the background on the development of this show? Has it been sitting around on somebody's shelf for a while, suddenly coming forward with Betty White's surprise popularity? Or did they rush it into production after that Snickers commercial? Or did somebody in TV land actually recognize Betty White's potential without a groundswell to smack it into their heads?

    June 16, 2010 at 1:28PM EST Reply to Comment
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    dick bartlett Dick Bartlett
    This is going to be a great show.
    Good chemistry between the 4 actresses.
    A young version of the Golden Girls!
    Great writing, great lines and great delivery.

    June 16, 2010 at 11:25PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Love Daphne I love all these women, and watched hoping for the best. But this was not good. Barely tolerable writing, and it seems like the women realized it, as they mailed in their performances. Sorry, SP deleted.

    June 17, 2010 at 10:38AM EST Reply to Comment
  • You said:
    "TV Land is, in effect, trying to cut out the middle man, creating their own classic-style sitcoms rather than buying someone else's repeats... it's a bit surprising it took TV Land this long to try."

    I dug Nick at Nite's "Hi Honey I'm Home" back in the day, but I'm not sure that counts, since it was so meta.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi_Honey,_I%27m_Home!
    TV Land and Nick are different channels now? I don't have cable.

    June 17, 2010 at 4:47PM EST Reply to Comment
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