Review: 'Doctor Who' - 'The Curse of the Black Spot': Yo ho ho
A quick review of tonight's "Doctor Who" coming up just as soon as I need some kind of phrase book...
After the dynamite, head-spinning, expensive, American two-parter that opened this season, "Doctor Who" was back on somewhat calmer, cheaper and, unfortunately, less interesting waters with "The Curse of the Black Spot."
It's not a terrible episode - Hugh Bonneville is quite good as the pirate captain and Amy's early swashbuckling outburst was a lot of fun - but a pretty flat, lifeless one, as if writer Steve Thompson's inspiration ran out not long after the phrase "'Doctor Who' on a pirate ship." There were lots of borrowed pieces from previous stories (everyone really being alive but changed in some way was a staple of Moffat's episodes in the Davies era, the Siren being a medical program was especially reminiscent of "The Doctor Dances," and Davies did plenty of those "Ten Little Indians"-style stories where we follow a small group of people, one getting picked off at a time), another almost-death for Rory and seemingly more technobabble than usual in the scene where the TARDIS flies off on its own.
Meh. Other than Amy swinging on a rope and wielding a cutlass, the only thing that seemed particularly exciting was the brief appearance of the mysterious lady with the cyborg eyepiece from last week's episode.
Oh well. They're not all riveting, and I can see kids on the younger end of the show's core audience being excited to see Amy and the Doctor wearing tri-corner hats and whatnot.
Next week, though: Neil Gaiman! That, I'm pumped for.
What did everybody else think?
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