Welcome to Reality TV Roundup -- a quick look at some of the reality TV-centric stories that have recently popped up across the fine, old Interwebs. Click away, my couch potato friends. But before you do...
SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! One more time: SPOILER ALERT. If you watch "The X Factor," "Survivor," "Top Chef," "Project Accessory" or "America's Next Top Model," the latest elimination for each show is revealed in the text below. The hope is that, if you missed this week's program and would rather clear out your DVR than watch the episode, you can get a quick hit here. But don't come crying to me if you find out something you didn't want to know. You've been warned. Also note: lots of non-competition reality info lurks below, too.
COMPETITION REALITY SHOWS
The final three are Albert, Coach and Sophie and, while it's Coach's massive payday to lose, he in fact does lose -- to Sophie.
Ozzy reveals what it was like to lose for a third time -- and what it would take to make him return to the show for a fourth.
Ding, dong, the witch is out... Heather gets the boot for gristly meat while Beverly quietly giggles over almost-instant karma.
Brian takes home the $100,000 prize for his cotton ball chain necklace. Go figure.
Kyle must uninvite lawsuit-happy Russell and Taylor to her white party -- so why is she the one sobbing and begging for forgiveness?