Watch: Julia Roberts anchors the unintentional nightmare of the 'Mirror, Mirror' trailer
Now that we've seen glimpses of both Snow Whites, who's the fairest?
- Critic's Rating D
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Lily Collins is certainly fetching as Snow White, but Tarsem's 'Mirror, Mirror' looks like a little bit of a nightmare
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Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest trailer of them all?
Fair question to ask now with the release of Relativity Media's first peek at their comic fantasy "Mirror Mirror," which finds itself in direct conflict with the recently-released first trailer for "Snow White and the Huntsman," a far more sober-minded take on fairy-tale reality.
Today's trailer is interesting, especially in light of the idea that distributor Relativity Media is dealing with the morning-after fallout from the release of "Immortals," their big Greek mythology-as-modern-action-movie that was also directed by Tarsem Singh, who Relativity has bet big on. The idea that they had him direct another fantasy so quickly, even before "Immortals" was in theaters, suggests that Relativity really liked what they saw. I wasn't able to make it to "Immortals" before it came out, and it's been a crazy few days since then, so I have no idea how the film came together. I know the overall critical reaction hasn't been particularly kind, and I've certainly had both great ("The Fall") and not-so-great ("The Cell") reactions to Tarsem's previous films, so I can see how a movie by him might be divisive.
If I'm being honest, though, my reaction to the "Mirror Mirror" trailer is a bit of a recoil, and I'm frankly startled by how tone-deaf it seems to be. Whimsy is a hard thing to pull off for anyone, and Tarsem's never really exhibited any inclination towards it in his previous work. It's a choice that will distinguish it from the dark and violent world suggested by the "Snow White and the Huntsman" trailer, but I'm not sure who the film is aimed at. When you have jokes as obvious and ham-handed as the ones in this trailer, it feels very lowest common denominator, and whatever you want to say about Tarsem's films before now, that has not been the phrase I'd used to describe them.
Julia Roberts, like Charlize Theron, gets most of the screen time in this trailer, and it's obvious that both movies cast their biggest names in the roles of the Evil Queen. Where Theron is trying to play it scary and dark, it looks like Julia Roberts has gone the other direction completely. The entire thing feels like an overt wink, mugging for the camera, self-awareness cranked all the way up, and it's hard to sit through even two minutes of this. Worse than Roberts, though, is Armie Hammer, who is starting to scare me a little bit. Has it really only been a year since his breakthrough in "The Social Network"? He was terribly miscast in "J. Edgar," and buried under a deeply creepy make-up job, and he seems sort of awkward and embarrassing in the love potion scene glimpsed here. It's starting to feel more and more like "The Lone Ranger" is really important to the notion of whether or not he's going to last as a leading man.
Frankly, I'm confused by this sudden glut of fairy tale films, and when the choices are either "Snow White and the Huntsman" or "Mirror Mirror," I'm not sure there's a correct answer. What I do know is that I thought this trailer was a terrible introduction to the movie, and I'd love for you guys to rate it as well.
"Mirror Mirror" arrives in theaters March 16, 2012.
"Snow White and the Huntsman" arrives in theaters June 1, 2012.
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November 15, 2011 at 10:09PM EST Reply to CommentI won't pretend I didn't laugh in places, but this was not a great trailer. However I'm betting my kids will be all over it when I show them tomorrow morning.
tori
November 15, 2011 at 10:11PM EST Reply to CommentWow, that was pretty bad. Julia Roberts is the problem. she's Julia roberts playing julia Roberts in a big dress, and no one really can stand julia roberts in 2011.
ZoeFan
November 15, 2011 at 10:18PM EST Reply to CommentThis is for kids. Hopefully Snow White and the Huntsman is for adults. This trailer was cringeworthy to my tastes. I'm one of the biggest marks for Tarsem, but I can't back him up on this one.
Kristin Snow White and the Huntsman is defiantly for adults. I watched the trailer for it, it's completely different from this one.
November 16, 2011 at 12:15PM ESTKristin Snow White and the Huntsman is defiantly for adults. I watched the trailer for it, it's completely different from this one.
November 16, 2011 at 12:15PM ESTDezbot
November 15, 2011 at 10:20PM EST Reply to CommentWhat's with Julia Robert's changing accent?
Chuck
November 15, 2011 at 10:23PM EST Reply to CommentThought it was fun. It's aimed pretty clearly at kids. But who the hell is SW&TH supposed to be for? Are LOTR fans really clamoring for an action take on Snow White? I can see the appeal of this fairy tale, even if it does seem a little overly silly.
JONATHON Clearly, SWATH is aimed @ adults/teens who love dark fantasy. But, Mirror Mirror? Can't figure out who they're aiming for? Kids? Adults? Not much for the kids execept colorful costumes and the humor is pretty atrocious. It's all over the place.
November 15, 2011 at 10:39PM ESTLiz
November 15, 2011 at 10:27PM EST Reply to CommentHorrible, incredibly horrible. I agree with DEZBOT, why does Julia have different accents?
potty break
November 15, 2011 at 10:45PM EST Reply to CommentWhy all the faqiry tale flicks? Blame the $ 1 billion made by Burton's "Alice in Wonderland". But really, 3 "Snow White" movies (Disney is doing their own)? Why not just manufacture more "Alice in Wonderland"s?
DefRef
November 15, 2011 at 10:46PM EST Reply to CommentAs I was watching, I didn't see what the basis of Drew's hate was. It looks light and dippy and not my cup of tea - give me hot, evil Charlize Theron over self-regarding Julia Roberts any day - but until the last gag (the Scarface one), I didn't find myself wishing to be dead. As the entry for Earth in THGTTG says, it appears mostly harmless. There are plenty of other movies to see, including a Snow White version, so I'll just see those instead.
Eamon I agree with pretty much everything you say here. The Scarface gag was the only one that made me cringe.
November 16, 2011 at 12:13AM ESTChris
November 16, 2011 at 12:03AM EST Reply to CommentI don't know I could see baby boomers loving this. Thou I don't think that generation really goes to the cinema anymore
Vifflegorp
November 16, 2011 at 12:08AM EST Reply to CommentThis isn't for me, but I can't say that the other one is either. At least they're very different takes on the same material.
Monty Jack
November 16, 2011 at 12:22AM EST Reply to CommentI swear to Christ, the next time I hear "Say 'ello to my LEEEEETLE FRIEND...!" used in a movie trailer, I am going to just to pull out a knife in the theater and start randomly stabbing people.
alynch
November 16, 2011 at 1:21AM EST Reply to CommentSo when did assigning grades to trailers become a thing? Has it been going on for a while, and I'm only now noticing it?
Monty Jack
November 16, 2011 at 1:23AM EST Reply to CommentAnd is it just me, or did the other Snow White movie trailer look a lot more like Tarsem than this? I honestly thought he was making the other one.
Ben Other trailer looked like a whole bunch of derivative nothing, pretty much opposite of Tarsem
November 16, 2011 at 1:42AM ESTCinemaPsycho
November 16, 2011 at 3:18AM EST Reply to CommentSpeaking of Armie Hammer, is he starting to remind anyone else of Judge Reinhold? Watching J. Edgar, all I could think of whenever he was on screen was Judge Reinhold. Including the non-makeup scenes. I'm not exactly sure why.
That Werewolf Guy
November 16, 2011 at 7:34AM EST Reply to CommentThis looks...surprisingly enjoyable, if you ask me. Especially compared to that HUNTSMAN trailer, which just recycled lots of stuff that was previously seen in other movies, into another "dark and gritty" take on something, that shouldn't be dark & gritty.
Does MIRROR MIRROR look silly? Yes, but like a whole lot of silly fun. (But yeah, HUNTSMAN does have the better evil queen.)
Stormshadow4life
November 16, 2011 at 9:11AM EST Reply to CommentWow, that was.....horrible looking. The tone looks to be way too childish. And enough with the "say hello to my little friend"! IT'S NOT FUNNY OR CLEVER...it never was! The only positive thing I can say about that trailer is that Lilly Collins looked pretty damn amazing as snow white. Everything else fell flat.
Rob Still, don't blame Tarsem for that line. Ten to one it was a note from the suits...
November 17, 2011 at 4:14PM ESTsarahdavis
November 16, 2011 at 3:02PM EST Reply to CommentI'm so excited to see this movie. It's gonna be good I just know it.
Dudley Thank you, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that!!!! I know lots of ppl don't like the trailer but it's totally going to be fun and beautifully shot and funny. Sometimes, that's what you need in a movie!
November 16, 2011 at 5:56PM ESTjennifer miller
November 16, 2011 at 6:44PM EST Reply to Commenti like this direction for Julia Roberts. Let's see more villainous Julia!
jennifer miller
November 16, 2011 at 6:44PM EST Reply to CommentLet's see more villainous Julia! I like this new side to her.
Rob
November 17, 2011 at 4:06PM EST Reply to CommentNo. This looks amazing. It's just that it's the first time Tarsem's done "silly" with well known actors, that's why it feels kind of strange. He did similar stuff to this with the Bandit's crew in The Fall, but that was an international cast and nobody had seen Lee Pace in anything at that point (well, nothing in which he wasn't wearing a pair of rubber tits...). This is going to be wonderful. Also, cudos to Tarsem for having the balls to use little people! I'm sure that it freaked a lot of suits out, but I'll put real money that it'll be the best part of the movie.
coolhandjennie
November 17, 2011 at 8:02PM EST Reply to CommentI agree with the whole "who's this thing for anyway?" question, and I hated pretty much everything dwarf-related, and also Julia's accent, but I liked the look of it and was mildly delighted by Jules. It reminded me of Golden Compass more than anything else.
I don't think it's a movie I'd love, though. I found myself getting kind of pissed, i think because I know there's no way it's going to be a really authentic fairy tale that I can buy into. SW&TH definitely hooked me a lot harder.
Sara
November 17, 2011 at 8:27PM EST Reply to CommentI think Mirror Mirror looks hilarious! I love Julia Roberts and I think Lily Collins was great in The Blind Side. Can't wait to see this movie in theaters!
Donald Dyer I couldn't agree more. You know Roberts and Lane are going to play brilliantly off each other.
November 18, 2011 at 7:50PM ESTJoeK
November 18, 2011 at 1:25AM EST Reply to CommentDear God.
Roberts is excellent in roles that suit her and terrible in ones that don't. This appears to be the bookend to Closer.
coolhandjennie
November 20, 2011 at 10:54AM EST Reply to CommentMy vote is for Snow White: A Tale of Terror. Julia ain't got nothin' on Sigourney, that's for sure!
Lana
November 21, 2011 at 5:13PM EST Reply to CommentJulia Roberts is going to be awesome as the Evil Queen. She's such a good actress!
Becca
November 21, 2011 at 5:36PM EST Reply to CommentDefinitely seeing this with my boyfriend! Can't wait to see Lily Collins in action!!
Sam
November 21, 2011 at 6:06PM EST Reply to CommentI loveeee Armie Hammer! So good in Social Network and now he's going to be so good in this.
Charlie
November 21, 2011 at 7:13PM EST Reply to CommentTareem Singh makes awesome movies. Immortals was amazing and this will be too.
guest Cinema Blend actually went out and created an article calling you a sock-puppet.
November 25, 2011 at 2:54PM EST