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Review: 'Colombiana' gives Zoe Saldana room to play but fumbles its finish

A stronger script could have made this something special

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Review: 'Colombiana' gives Zoe Saldana room to play but fumbles its finish

Zoe Saldana prepares to kill another of the people who hurt her family in 'Colombiana,' a new action film in theaters today

Credit: Tri-Star Pictures

Although I rarely go nuts for the individual movies, taken as a whole, I am a fan of the Luc Besson factory of action filmmaking.  That's what you have to call it at this point, too.  It's a factory.  They crank these things out without pause, and there is a certain degree of slick that they all aspire to that I find to be one of my favorite flavors of modern action.  It's all very Euro and trashy but with a high degree of gloss, and every now and then they throw in a movie star you don't expect like Liam Neeson in "Taken."

In particular, I'm fascinated by the way Besson is drawn to this one particular female archetype over and over, the broken little girl who grows up with vengeance in her heart, and his latest film, "Colombiana," is a solid example of that.  The film is undercooked as a script, but Zoe Saldana commits to it with such ferocity that she makes it feel like everything matters, even when the script doesn't lay out a case for what that is.  The hilariously-named Olivier Megaton may be the director here, but Besson's fingerprints are all over the movie, and I think it's safe to call him the auteur behind this chaos.

One thing that makes these films stand out is the way Besson insists on classic action aesthetics.  In an age where shaky-cam seems to be the shortcut to "intensity" for half-assed directors around the world, Besson's films all have a very traditional sense of geography and cinematography.  He loves the master shot.  He loves the long shot.  More than anything, he loves to watch these ladies that he turns into killing machines run through their paces, and he wants you to see that clearly.  Zoe Saldana stars here as Cataleya, a girl whose parents were viciously murdered in front of her by a drug kingpin, and she grows up planning to return for her revenge.  When she finally does, it's a fairly straightforward affair.  "Colombiana" is not built on a foundation of twist endings or narrative surprises.  Basically, she knows who she wants to kill, and she goes after them.

I'd say this falls in the mid-range of the movies from the Besson factory.  Jordi Molla makes a really nice sleazy bad guy, but he's barely in this one.  He's got a few scenes at the beginning, shows up once or twice briefly in the middle, and then gets one great fight scene towards the end that involves what I'm guessing is the world's first example of toothbrush-fu.  But when you've got a guy who specializes in playing amoral scumbags, why not give him room to play?  Why not use him more than this?  Likewise, there's a nice chemistry between Saldana and Michael Vartan, who plays an artist who is the closest thing to a boyfriend that Cataleya can allow herself.  He's sort of playing the Bradley Cooper role from "Alias" here, the nice guy who has no idea that this girl he's in love with is a stone-cold killer.  And for all the chemistry they have, he's really just in the film to make an ill-timed phone call and kick off the third act, which seems like a shame.  And considering the way the film takes its time to set up that Cataleya wants revenge from the moment her parents die, her plan seems to be (A) somewhat random and dependent on dumb luck and (B) terribly conceived, leading to more personal loss for Cataleya that seems like it could have been easily avoided.

And despite all of that, I enjoyed the movie as a slick bit of action business.  Didn't love it.  Won't rave about it.  But enjoyed it.  Like I said, this particular aesthetic works for me, and I walk into these movies expecting a bit of b-movie fun and little else.  Saldana is obviously deeply committed to the role she's playing, and she gives many of her scenes a dramatic heft that the film doesn't quite earn.  To her, these stakes could not be more important, and she's such a good physical performer that she makes even the most absurd moments seem credible.  She suggests a complex inner life for Cataleya that the script never illuminates, and she keeps this sort of live-wire emotional response simmering along just under the surface, like Cataleya can just barely hold back all these things she's feeling because she's never slowed down her quest for vengeance long enough to let herself react.

Amandla Stenberg, who plays the young Cataleya in the early scenes, is very good, and I like the way the script handles her run for freedom.  From the moment she sees her parents die to the moment she ends up in New York City at the home of her uncle, there's no emotional reaction at all.  She simply clicks into a survivor mode and starts moving, and it's not until she reaches her uncle, played by Cliff Curtis, that we finally see tears.  That sort of detail is what I enjoy in these films, and it gives them all this sort of high-drama emotional tone that makes them feel different than many action films.  Luc Besson and his frequent co-writer Robert Mark Kamen have the basic building blocks down.  I guess at this point, all I could ask is that they not crank them out quite so quickly, because a little more time and care, and a script that doesn't feel quite so dashed off, could have been the difference here between a solid little film that doesn't connect completely and a really lovely female-driven action film with a heart.  They come within shouting distance of it here, and if you have any fondness for the films this team has cranked out before, you'll probably enjoy enough of this for me to recommend it.

"Colombiana" opens everywhere in theaters today.

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    dirkblack

    I must admit, this hasn't been on my Radar as I felt Luc Besson was past his prime, However yesterday i watched 'The Extroadinary Adventures of Adele Blanc Sec', which in my opinion is one of his best, so I may at least pick this up on Blu Ray.

    August 26, 2011 at 4:41PM EST Reply to Comment
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    mmcb105

    Its a shame that this movie isn't better, but it still might be a fun way to waste an afternoon.

    I don't usually like the female action types like Angelina Jolie or Milla jovovich, at least not in their most overtly actiony roles, but Zoe Saldana seems like the real deal.

    Why don't we see more of her sense of humor in these action flicks? She's a funny chick and we almost always see her as a stone-cold serious action roles. I think the world is ready for a badass funny action girl.

    August 26, 2011 at 4:44PM EST Reply to Comment
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    DefRef

    There are some shots and themes that make me think this is Besson's semi-sorta-not-really-but-kinda sequel to Leon we've always wanted. (Matilda: The Professional - MAKE THIS MOVIE HAPPEN!) The riot shields in the hallway; punching out the wall and sliding down; the coffee mug the cop has; all Leon call outs.

    I like revenge flicks and love hot kickass babes with guns flicks, so all they had to do is not bore me to win and they failed. Megaton is no McG, so as stylish as some moments were - the shark tank was different - he simply couldn't make the non-action scenes interesting. This is the same writing-directing crew that killed off the Transporter series with sloppy laziness and they phone it in here as well.

    I was surprised at how many black people were at the screening I attended last night, then I realized that there hasn't be a black action heroine since, when, Pam Grier in the Seventies? The fact that we're not even discussing this angle is a nice sign. Saldana is hot and is almost plausible at butt-kicking despite being so skinny, but the script lets her down. Way too many coincidences. Be better, writers.

    August 26, 2011 at 8:05PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Monterey Jack

    This seems like the perfect movie to watch via Netflix or Redbox in four months...not worth $8.50 to see in theaters, but diverting enough as a one-night stand rental.

    August 26, 2011 at 10:36PM EST Reply to Comment
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    JoeK

    Olivier Megaton is the only filmmaker in the world that has the right to go by a one word sobriquet imo.

    August 27, 2011 at 9:46AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Socialite Dreams

    she went to her uncle in my city of CHICAGO, not nyc ;)

    September 3, 2011 at 8:55AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Janet

    Michael Vartan is just delicious and his character is the gentle heart of the film...Why is the gentleman ("gentle man") always attacked as being weak?? Danny is the one who opens Cataleya's heart; he is the respitefrom all the pain she lives with...P.S.: Michael Vartan played Vaughn in "ALIAS," not Bradley Cooper...

    September 5, 2011 at 2:45PM EST Reply to Comment
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