Okay, Hollywood, there's good SF and bad SF: 'Martian Chronicles' and 'Robots' news
A desperate plea to development people to think about what they're doing
Wolfgang Petersen is attached to make 'Rock Em Sock Em Robots' as a movie? Fox is developing 'The Martian Chronicles'? Hollywood's got SF fever.
Part of me hopes that the next big gold rush for development people in Hollywood involves the thousands of amazing SF novels and short stories out there that have never been optioned or filmed before.
Another part of me realizes that I might regret that wish if it actually comes true. I'm not sure I want Brett Ratner's "The Stainless Steel Rat" starring Zak Efron, and that's exactly the sort of worst-case-scenario that could happen.
There are two stories breaking today that started me thinking about all of this. The first is a rumor from Pajiba that Wolfgang Petersen is attached to develop a bigscreen version of "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots." This is the director of "Das Boot." This is a guy who started his American career with acclaim and respect, and who is now the director of "Poseidon." Petersen confuses me. Did the studio system really treat him so badly that the only option left for him now is "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots"? Or does he think if he makes that, it will allow him to finally get "Ender's Game" made as a film or some other personal pet project?
Because I think that's a dangerous gamble, and Petersen may be fooling himself, the same way I suspect Ridley Scott is fooling himself if he thinks making two 3D "Alien" prequels is going to get Fox to pull the trigger on the much-more-difficult "The Forever War," based on Joe Haldeman's brilliant book and theater piece. The only way these smart and challenging books are going to end up handled right onscreen is if they're not treated like they're vegetables or medicine, something for the studios to endure between making big dumb movies that will actually sell tickets.
I remember hearing the news that Martin Scorsese and Leonardo Di Caprio were interested in making "Hyperion" together, and I still can't really wrap my head around what that film might be... but the sheer notion of them trying to crack it is exciting. I'm less thrilled with the notion of what Roland Emmerich has planned for a 3D event movie version of "Foundation," but still... just trying to figure that book out is the sort of thing good development people should be doing. That's how you distinguish yourself... you take challenging material and you aim high and you do the hard work with smart people to get the thing right. Or you could be just like every other lazy, fear-driven development exec and only do the easy things, only attach your name to sequels and comic books and video games, things that will all turn out to be exactly the same, even if the best-case-scenario comes together. There is a homogenized sameness to so much of our popular culture these days that I'm starting to feel like going to the movies is walking down some hall of mirrors, past the same thing, over and over and over.
Over at Fox, John Davis has evidently decided to take a shot at "The Martian Chronicles," which was last set up at Dreamworks, I think. That book's been handed around town more frequently than Lindsay Lohan at this point, and I've read various drafts and heard various ideas for how to crack it as a feature film. It's really a collection of short stories more than a cohesive story, so any film is going to have to figure out how to graft a structure onto these individual movements. I wish Davis and whoever he hires to develop it luck, but I would be lying if I said I was encouraged by "I Robot" or "Alien Vs. Predator," some of the SF films that Davis has produced for the studio previously.
In the end, there's so much good stuff waiting out there that hasn't been filmed that it just seems ridiculous to me to watch our pop culture eat itself. All it will take is one studio executing one of these classic books the right way, and then hopefully that drive to imitate will kick in, and at least the studios will be using good source material in their race to rip each other off.
In the meantime, this pretty much says it all:
That might look like comedy to some of you, but that's a horror film to me. And a documentary. Both.
Can't get enough of Motion/Captured? Don't miss a post with daily HitFix Blog Alerts. Sign up now.
Don't miss out. Add Motion/Captured to your iGoogle, My Yahoo or My MSN experience by clicking here.
Not part of the HitFix Nation yet? Take 90 seconds and sign up today.
Become a fan of HitFix on Facebook.
You can e-mail me at drew@hitfix.com or follow me on Twitter, where I'm DrewAtHitFix.
News From Our Partners
-
'Anchorman 2' Trailer Had Us At 'Hello': Watch Now!
Fiery 'Star Trek Into Darkness' Scene Hurt The Most: Ouch!
How Far Will 'Star Trek Into Darkness' Boldly Go At Box Office?
-
Beyonce Pregnant Again? Sources Confirm 'Epic' Star Is Carrying Baby No. 2
'Hangover 3' Red Band Trailer: Take a Walk Down a NSFW Memory Lane (VIDEO)
Why 'Man of Steel' Didn't Use 'Superman' in the Title
-
Weekly Ketchup: Will Smith to Star in Wild Bunch Remake?
Critics Consensus: Star Trek Into Darkness is Certified Fresh
Red Carpet Roundup: Star Trek Into Darkness Edition
-
Doctor Who "The Name of the Doctor" Review: The Impossible Girl Made Possible
What to Watch This Weekend: The Season Finales of Nikita, Doctor Who, The Simpsons, and Family Guy
The Office Series Finale Review: That'll Do, Show. That'll Do.
-
The 'Doctors' Unite
'We Are Men' In 4 Words
MTV Legend Recalls Heavy Metal Frontman's Anti-Gay T-Shirt Controversy
-
The Telefile - The Most Heinous Person on Reality TV This Week
The Telefile - Modern Family: The Best Lines of the Night
The Telefile - Fall TV 2013: What's On When
-
Kelly Rowland Close to Signing 'X Factor' Deal
Kendall Schmidt of Big Time Rush Loses $7,000 Worth of Gifts for Fans [Video]
Kanye West to Drop New Album 'Yeezus' on June 18
-
The Wrap Up: Remember 'The Office' With the Ultimate Blooper Reel
The Sims 3: Island Paradise's Producer Walkthrough Shows Us the Finer Points of Tropical Life
'Man of Steel' Featurette: Reinventing Superman
Get Instant Alerts on Motion/Captured
Latest Posts
-
The director's next film promises to be packed with talentSunday, May 19, 2013
-
This is one you'll want to watch as soon as you've seen the movieFriday, May 17, 2013
-
Plus we look back at a more spirited encounter with the comic actorThursday, May 16, 2013
-
The Channing Tatum/Mila Kunis science-fiction action movie is shooting nowThursday, May 16, 2013


Comments
Option 1
Comment instantly as a guest GuestOption 2
Option 3
Login or create a HitFix account Login SignupJorge
June 24, 2010 at 9:33PM EST Reply to CommentAm I crazy or was the Martian Chronicles a mini-series back in the 80's
Mulderism You are correct sir. It had Rock Hudson and the original Spider-Man from the 70's TV show. Confusing as hell...
June 24, 2010 at 10:59PM ESTchase
June 24, 2010 at 10:10PM EST Reply to CommentAgents are NOT funny.
evan
June 24, 2010 at 11:13PM EST Reply to Comment..."I Robot" is also a collection of stories fascinating, meditative, and profound...Fox made it into a cop action thriller, with a cybernetic Will Smith in Chuck Taylor's as the hero. So if you can be optimistic about what the same team will do with any other property you love that they have their hands on, more power to you, Drew.
Why would anybody want to make a "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots" movie now, with "Real Steel" already doing it? Even if "Real Steel" is a giant flop, how are they going to follow such a big movie -- it'll be marketed everywhere, whether people want to see it or not -- without looking like copycats?
Mulderism Seems to be the trend now - mining board games and toys. Battleship and Stretch Armstrong are in production. Monopoly, Scrabble, Jenga and Play Dough probably aren't far behind.
June 25, 2010 at 2:00AM EST
I read a chilling quote in the LA Times a few months back when some studio suit said, "Brands are the new stars." The Taylor Lautner Stretch Armstrong is a disaster waiting to happen
June 26, 2010 at 12:09PM ESTStas' Wiatrowski
June 25, 2010 at 12:45AM EST Reply to CommentFirst off, thank you for calling it SF and not that horrendous contraction Sci Fi.
My personal dream has been to see a film version of Alfred Bester's The Stars My Destination. But the older I get and the more disappointments I experience with cinematic adaptations, the less it seems possible that a quality version might be made.
Great article; your wit belies the pain underneath I suspect.
Nathan
June 25, 2010 at 12:49AM EST Reply to CommentI'd pay good money to a balls out, honest-to-goodness adaptation of Larry Niven's "Ringworld." Hell, all the material in his "Known Space" short stories, novellas & novels could support a movie & TV franchise for decades.
Mulderism There have been a few recent, decent, original SF movies the past few years. 'Sunshine', 'Moon' and 'Primer' come to mind. Small movies with modest budgets (except Sunshine probably).
June 25, 2010 at 1:57AM ESTUnfortunately they probably didn't make much money and thus not that exciting to Hollywood suits.
Fondation Film
June 25, 2010 at 3:26AM EST Reply to CommentBravo for your analysis of what Emmerich has to do to distinguish himself. I know this Foundation movie project is not very welcome among SciFi community, but as i say: give him a chance to perform!
www.fondation-lefilm.com