Joss Whedon makes a [largely hilarious] bid on 'Terminator' rights
Will other equally absurd offers roll in as the auction unfolds?
Will Joss Whedon be the man to attempt one more revitalization of the 'Terminator' franchise?
It does not instill me with great confidence regarding the future of the "Terminator" franchise, knowing that any installments yet to come will be based on who the highest bidder is rather than who has the best idea or the most compelling story idea.
My opinion on the "Terminator" series hasn't endeared me to fandom to a large degree, but I don't care. My loyalty is to the two James Cameron films, and nothing else. Those films work together elegantly, and they tell a complete story. At the end of "Terminator 2," there wasn't anything I felt had to be explained or followed up. The story was done. The future had been reclaimed. The human experience of the "Terminator" films was the story of Sarah Connor trying to secure a real future for her son, and thanks to "Terminator 2," she did.
I don't hate "Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines" or "Terminator: Salvation," but I don't really think of them as essential, either. Same with "The Sarah Connor Chronicles." There's good work being done in them, but it all turns into a rehash, a wheel-spin, a pointless exercise in franchise extension.
And, yes, I've heard the notion that we needed more movies because we "needed" to see the future war. I disagree. I think that's what fanboys think they wanted, but just like The Clone Wars, seeing it is pure anti-climax. What was handled just right, due in no small part to budget in the first film, has instead become a narrative dead-end that Hollywood is determined to explore no matter what. Or at least, that seemed like the plan when The Halcyon Company was producing the films with McG onboard as the architect of the Future War. Sam Worthington was being groomed as the new lead of the franchise, hoping to usher in a new era in the series. On TV, "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" was an almost-complete reworking of continuity, and if nothing else, it gave us Summer Glau as a Terminator, which was enjoyable on a purely aesthetic level.
Now the man who originally brought us Summer Glau is hoping to bring us his own take on the iconic characters, and he's decided to put in his bid on the franchise in the most logical place: on Nikki Finke's website.
Here's a taste of what Whedon's thinking:
"I am Joss Whedon, the mastermind behind Titan A.E., Parenthood (not the movie) (or the new series) (or the one where 'hood' was capitalized 'cause it was a pun), and myriad other legendary tales. I have heard through the 'grapevine' that the Terminator franchise is for sale, and I am prepared to make a pre-emptive bid RIGHT NOW to wrap this dealio up. This is not a joke, this is not a scam, this is not available on TV. I will write a check TODAY for $10,000, and viola! Terminator off your hands.
No, you didn't miscount. That's four -- FOUR! -- zeroes after that one. That's to show you I mean business. And I mean show business. Nikki Finke says the Terminator concept is played. Well, here's what I have to say to Nikki Finke: you are a fine journalist and please don't ever notice me. The Terminator story is as formative and important in our culture -- and my pretend play -- as any I can think of. It's far from over. And before you Terminator-Owners (I have trouble remembering names) rush to cash that sweet cheque, let me give you a taste of what I could do with that franchise:
1) Terminator... of the Rings! Yeah, what if he time-travelled TOO far... back to when there was dragons and wizards? (I think it was the Dark Ages.) Hasta La Vista, Boramir! Cool, huh? "Now you gonna be Gandalf the Red!" RRRRIP! But then he totally helps, because he's a cyborg and he doesn't give a s#&% about the ring -- it has no power over him! And he can carry it AND Frodo AND Sam AND f@%& up some orcs while he's doing it. This stuff just comes to me. I mean it. (I will also offer $10,000 for the Lord of the Rings franchise)."
You really should read the rest of it, and although it seems like Joss is kidding, the rights are being auctioned off, and we will see someone new take over the property in the very near future.
Just remember, whoever ends up with it... no future but what you make.
And it's not going to be easy.
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November 2, 2009 at 5:19PM EST Reply to CommentI know it's all in jest but I really would be interested in what Whedon could bring to the dead horse that is the Terminator franchise. I don't think he's the writing God that some people believe him to be, but he's defintely one of the more capable writers today.
O Goncho
November 2, 2009 at 5:24PM EST Reply to CommentOh please god let them take that check. I could care less what Joss would do with the rights, but for the sheer huge-ballsery he shows in submitting that letter he gets my vote.
manreaction
November 2, 2009 at 6:37PM EST Reply to CommentTo be fair, Joss posted this at whedonesque.com, and Ms. Finke reposted it at her own site without credit. The link should go back to Whedonesque.
andrew
November 2, 2009 at 7:32PM EST Reply to CommentJoss Whedon's idea is very similar to The Army of Darkness
JoeK
November 2, 2009 at 8:29PM EST Reply to CommentI'm with you Drew on what constitutes "The Terminator" series in my mind. Cameron's films (1 and 2)....and I'd even consider what he and Winston and Digital Domain for the theme park ride to be more a capper than anything that's been made since.
I'll still admit to being puzzled by the outrageous reaction to McG's movie though - Harry's in particular sticks in my mind as just calculated and cruel and off the mark more than the movie was. It came off to me like the biggest budget realization of fanfic ever...which isn't what Cameron would have done I think but was a sight better than that first one where they just riffed on T2 in between thinking they were clever by making the Terminator a chick.
The reality is what you already stated though. The story wraps up just nicely at the end of 2 - anything more is just kind of noise and I'd only truly be interested in anything Cameron would want to do with it at this point. I'd see a McG follow up just because that last one was bugnuts insanely expensive to look at and listen to and I'd be up for more with that cast. Anyhoo - the wrangling over the rights to these movies just goes to show why and just how much money men suck at creative.
November 2, 2009 at 8:53PM EST Reply to CommentTHANK YOU Mr. Whedon. I LOL'ed
Randy of AFTimes
November 2, 2009 at 9:14PM EST Reply to CommentHate to disagree, Drew, but I've been itching to see a "Future War" movie since I saw the first movie at the Dedham, MA cinemas the day after it opened!
I wanted to see the humans declining in the Machine War only to have a man come out and remind them that they should not go gently into that good night. To fight and never give up! Dare I say, a Journey of the Hero?
What disappointed me most of "Salvation" is that I didn't get my destroyed urban graveyard, nor the scrambling for life during the night experiences that Cameron's first film promised. BOO! I was promised!