Recap: 'The Vampire Diaries' - 'The Last Day'
This is going to be an episode of big, big changes. And I’m pretty sure not all of these changes are going to be happy ones. But that’s okay, because when there’s not enough drama on the show we tend to see a lot of Stefan and Elena making out, which is about as sexy as watching the neighborhood cats going at it. What can I say? I’m a Damon fan. Anyway, let’s get to it, after the break...
Stefan bursts into the room and he is SO not happy about this! His girlfriend’s a vampire now, aak! I have to think Stefan is secretly thrilled, but that would be a violation of Wussy Boyfriend Rules, so he acts SUPER mad. Vamp fight! Damon stabs Stefan with… something. Seriously, everything’s moving so fast and you know how vamps are with their dim lighting. Anyway, Jenna and Alaric come to the rescue and Elena pulls out the offending thingy.
Stefan is so sorry Elena is a vampire now (although you know he’s a little psyched). He wants her to talk to him! She can’t! Elena, talk, real men are never interested in how women are feeling, especially if there’s a baseball game on. Anyway, Stefan needs to take Elena somewhere. She can’t! C’mon, Elena, Klaus will find you if he needs you.
Stefan and Elena finally climb to the top of the waterfall. Now she can say what she’s been afraid to say! What, because he won’t let her use a bathroom until she does? Stefan admits he has always wanted her to be a vampire. He loves her! Damon loves her! Elena doesn’t know what love is! She wanted to have choices! She doesn’t want to be a vampire and she never did! She’s just seventeen! Elena, your ass will never look this good again. Don’t get so fired up about the joys of getting old.