Recap: 'So You Think You Can Dance' - Week 5 - Eliminations
Ah yes, my dysfunctional relationship with “SYTYCD” continues. I know in my heart that Mollee and Nathan aren’t going home tonight, that two dancers who don’t suck anywhere near as much will, but still I watch. All FOX needs to do to cap this off is take me out to dinner, stick me with the bill and hotwire my car before abandoning me in a rough part of town with twenty-five cents in pennies and some valuable electronics. I’m warning you, FOX, I just may break it off and you will miss me when I’m gone! And don’t think I won’t get a restraining order, you jerk!
[Full recap of Wednesday (Nov. 25) night's "So You Think You Can Dance," complete with results, after the break...]
But on with the show. We kick things off with... something dancey. I mean, everyone’s wearing neon and Flavor Flav clock necklaces and midriff tutus and I just can’t focus on the dancing. It looks like Mardi Gras threw up and it’s giving me a tension headache. Oh, look, Legacy spun on his head. Must be a hip hop routine. Please, I’d gladly watch an Immodium commercial instead of this.