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Recap: 'Glee' - 'Dance With Somebody'

Houston? We have a problem. Again.

By Ryan McGee Tuesday, Apr 24, 2012 10:13 PM

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Well, those good times lasted exactly a week. So, par for the course with “Glee.”
 
After scoring its second strong episode based around an album, not an artist, with “Saturday Night Glee-ver” (a spiritual sequel to last season’s excellent “Rumours”), the show went back to less successful areas with its Whitney Houston tribute installment “Dance With Somebody.” It’s not that these “concept” episodes, for lack of a better term, are inherently a bad idea. In stronger, more capable hands, delving into the back catalog of a single artist is a perfectly good way to structure an episode of a musical. But “Glee” almost never understands the difference between “using those songs to bring out actual emotional notes in its characters” and “simply restaging the music videos just for the hell of it.”
 
Moreover, past artist-centric episodes have mostly dealt with artists that would ostensibly inspire these high school students. Lady Gaga and Britney Spears certainly fit the bill, and Michael Jackson and Madonna are iconic enough to carry over through generations. That’s not to disparage Whitney Houston’s contribution to the music scene, but “Dance” felt very much like the producers and writers wanting to pay tribute and forced that desire upon the show. Watching Will muse aloud why the students are still mourning two months after Houston’s death, coupled with Sam’s “Why exactly are we doing this?” attitude after Will inevitably wrote “WHITNEY” on the whiteboard, only underlined how arbitrary this exercise was.
 
Still, arbitrary exercises can yield some powerful results. We only have to look at last week’s episode for an excellent example of this. When “Glee” finds source material to emotionally elevate the action onscreen, it really doesn’t matter why anyone is doing anything in the moment in which it’s happening. Naya Rivera essentially saved “Mash Off” with her ridiculously powerful Adele two-fer at the end of that episode. That performance almost single-handedly wiped away the fifty-five minutes of pure pain that preceded it. The musical numbers last week felt like the members of New Directions taking well-known material and making it their own, applying it to their own lives and thus breathing new fire into those songs. It was a testament to not only the original tunes, but how well “Glee” deployed them.
 
But tonight? It felt like the show checking off a laundry list of iconic tunes for the purposes of selling records. Out of context, I bet a lot of these numbers play a lot better. The essentially a cappella “How Will I Know” is such a number. Take four of the show’s strongest singers, add in compelling harmonization, and voila: a beautiful song. But as a performance, it’s straight-up bizarre. Why does Mercedes have Whitney’s photo? Why do Santana, Rachel, and Kurt sing along with her? Are they actually singing along, or had Will Schuester just dropped LSD with Roger Sterling and thus tripping balls in the hallway? We’re three seasons into the show and “Glee” still refuses to have actual rules about what governs musical performances, so it’s unclear. Sometimes it’s realistic, sometimes it’s not, and sometimes a host of rubber-suited women straight out of “American Horror Story” backing Blaine up as he scream sings inside his own music video.
 
Consistency has never been the show’s strong suit, obviously. But it’s hard to know where to start actually trying to find the common thread in an episode that went all over the map in typical “Glee” fashion. Let’s try and break down things on a pure plot level.
 
We Are All On The Verge Of Never Seeing People We Don’t Really Care About That Much Ever Again: Ostensibly, the point of the exercise this week was to leverage the students’ inexplicable grief over Houston’s death into an analysis of personal pain and potential growth. This is all well and good, except the show has done a pretty terrible job at showing these kids as friends over the years. Two weeks ago, we saw what was I believe the first Artie/Quinn scene in three seasons. That’s a long time for two people in the same group to not share a conversation of substance. The show seems to be ending Kurt/Blaine, because “texting with a random boy from a record shop” is only slightly worse than “texting while driving.” But I thought Kurt’s “I Have Nothing” was actually about his father, not his boyfriend, as we eventually learned. We’ve seen a few pairings work, but even the strongest one (Rachel/Kurt) isn’t in any real danger of ending since the show will likely put them both in New York City for the show’s fourth season. Speaking of random pairings…
 
Jesus Frowns Upon Physical Therapy: Look, I’m not hating on religion here. I’m hating on Joe and Quinn suddenly thrust together (I know, poor phrasing, given Joe’s faith) as a potential couple. Having them sing “Saving All My Love For You”, a song about ADULTERY, while airing a montage of them having sexy time PT was just odd. It’s even odder than the Artie/Irish Dude/Annoying Girl love triangle from a few months back that we’ve all agreed to pretend never existed. That was just random. This was creepy, didactic, and really insulting to the performers involved. Then again, I pretty much want to give every actor a hug on this show, and let them know that I understand this not their fault. Which brings me to the final message of tonight’s episode…
 
Will Is Pretty Much Insane. Poor Matthew Morrison. I mean, honestly. Hey, we all want out teachers to be involved in our lives. But not to the point where said teacher trying to move his wedding up in time to ensure we haven’t moved away and thus be unable to witness the nuptials. If this were a dark comedy, then Will’s attitude would be creepy but in line with the text. But here? We’re supposed to find it endearing! And it’s not. It’s so very, very, very not. “Glee” always talks about Emma’s mental issues, but never can decide if Will is just overzealous or off his rocker. I sort of loved his insistence upon rapping at his own wedding, since it felt like the show mocking its early episodes. But it’s less funny if it implies that Will has actually devolved as a person thanks to his experience with New Directions. When he enters the wings as the group sings “My Love Is Your Love,” it’s supposed to be a moment of pride. Instead, it feels like a scene out of the horrible Lifetime film: “The Song Will Never Be Over If I Have Anything To Say About It: The Will Schuester Story.”
 
All of this is too bad, since graduation is a time in which raw emotions naturally come to the surface. And “Glee” does raw emotion pretty well, even if it does just about everything quite terribly. But while the Kurt/Burt scene played like gangbusters, Rachel trying to make friends with Santana or Puck giving shot glasses to some of the guys in the group came out of left field. Rachel is absolutely right that these two could have made powerful musical allies had they not been at odds for so long. But why did they decide to sing “So Emotional” together? What about that performance made them bond? The show skipped over that hard work, as it usually does, it favor of the reaching the finish line by cutting corners throughout the course. And the less said about the Puck scene, the better, since I’m not actually convinced he knows Mike Chang’s first name. It came from nowhere, and it will go back into the ether. It’s like The Nothing, only we’re all out of luck dragons at this point. (Yes, this will be the only “Glee” review on the web with a “Neverending Story” reference. You’re welcome.)
 
Next week’s episode is called “Choke,” which either means 1) someone will bomb on their audition for NYADA, or 2) “Glee” is finally doing its long-awaited Chuck Palahniuk tribute. (I’d say the first rule about Regionals is that no one talks about Regionals, but we all know that isn’t the case on this show.) I expect absolutely nothing from the episode. That’s not to say that I think it will be bad. It’s to say that predicting the quality of the episode is a fool’s errand, and attempting to do so is silly. It’s kind of amazing that we’re at this stage, but it’s even more amazing how long we’ve been at this stage. It’s part of the beauty of this show. Its terrible, thorny, occasionally glorious, occasionally rap-filled, beauty.
 
What did you think of “Dance With Somebody”? Was it early-, middle-, or late-career Whitney Houston in terms of quality? Did Will’s attitudes freak you out as much as they freaked me out? Or have you been text-cheating on “Glee” with another program for some time now? Sound off below!

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    gadgetguy03

    Did you see the quick shot of Djon Talton as Matt in the picture from Sectionals in season 1. It's like it's acknowledging the past and refusing to go back there ever again.

    April 24, 2012 at 10:21PM EST Reply to Comment
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      sammi Hehe

      April 25, 2012 at 8:28PM EST
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    soso14886

    Will's attitude is Creepy with a capital C. If my high school teacher asked me to be his Best Man because I taught him more about being a man than anyone else, I would run for the hills, far, far away from him, fast. Or if I found out my fiancé wanted to have our wedding in a month to accommodate high school kids' schedules, I'd think really hard of how much I wanted to marry this person. Just saying, I agree Emma doesn't seem to be the only one with mental problems.

    Also, what happened to Rory? And Sugar? Did they run off to Ireland together or something? Or is it Joe in and Rory bye-bye? A little closure would be nice, even if the poor kid, bless his soul, couldn't act to save his life.

    I know this may seem weird, but I actually liked today's episode. I don't know why, it was nice, for some odd reason. Damn Glee and damn its quirky charm, I keep getting pulled back into it no matter how many times i tell myself to get away. It's like this annoying itch that you have to stretch or else it will drive you mad.

    But I don't think the Quinn/Joe thing came out of nowhere. See, I was in high school only a little while ago. People fell in and out of love with great frequency, Glee gets it rather spot on. Relationships sometimes changed like clothes and people went all over the place, many settle down somewhat by Senior Year, but even then, the shuffling around was inevitable. Also, it doesn't take much to fall for someone when you're in high school. Sometimes one afternoon together can be enough. Attraction is attraction, you're either attracted to someone or not, it takes a second, there's hardly a need for slow-paced development to make something like that obvious. Just thinking out loud.

    Cheers!

    April 24, 2012 at 11:22PM EST Reply to Comment
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    soso14886

    Will's attitude is Creepy with a capital C. If my high school teacher asked me to be his Best Man because I taught him more about being a man than anyone else, I would run for the hills, far, far away from him, fast. Or if I found out my fiancé wanted to have our wedding in a month to accommodate high school kids' schedules, I'd think really hard of how much I wanted to marry this person. Just saying, I agree Emma doesn't seem to be the only one with mental problems.

    Also, what happened to Rory? And Sugar? Did they run off to Ireland together or something? Or is it Joe in and Rory bye-bye? A little closure would be nice, even if the poor kid, bless his soul, couldn't act to save his life.

    I know this may seem weird, but I actually liked today's episode. I don't know why, it was nice, for some odd reason. Damn Glee and damn its quirky charm, I keep getting pulled back into it no matter how many times i tell myself to get away. It's like this annoying itch that you have to stretch or else it will drive you mad.

    But I don't think the Quinn/Joe thing came out of nowhere. See, I was in high school only a little while ago. People fell in and out of love with great frequency, Glee gets it rather spot on. Relationships sometimes changed like clothes and people went all over the place, many settle down somewhat by Senior Year, but even then, the shuffling around was inevitable. Also, it doesn't take much to fall for someone when you're in high school. Sometimes one afternoon together can be enough. Attraction is attraction, you're either attracted to someone or not, it takes a second, there's hardly a need for slow-paced development to make something like that obvious. Just thinking out loud.

    Cheers!

    April 24, 2012 at 11:22PM EST Reply to Comment
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    soso14886

    Will's attitude is Creepy with a capital C. If my high school teacher asked me to be his Best Man because I taught him more about being a man than anyone else, I would run for the hills, far, far away from him, fast. Or if I found out my fiancé wanted to have our wedding in a month to accommodate high school kids' schedules, I'd think really hard of how much I wanted to marry this person. Just saying, I agree Emma doesn't seem to be the only one with mental problems.

    Also, what happened to Rory? And Sugar? Did they run off to Ireland together or something? Or is it Joe in and Rory bye-bye? A little closure would be nice, even if the poor kid, bless his soul, couldn't act to save his life.

    I know this may seem weird, but I actually liked today's episode. I don't know why, it was nice, for some odd reason. Damn Glee and damn its quirky charm, I keep getting pulled back into it no matter how many times i tell myself to get away. It's like this annoying itch that you have to stretch or else it will drive you mad.

    But I don't think the Quinn/Joe thing came out of nowhere. See, I was in high school only a little while ago. People fell in and out of love with great frequency, Glee gets it rather spot on. Relationships sometimes changed like clothes and people went all over the place, many settle down somewhat by Senior Year, but even then, the shuffling around was inevitable. Also, it doesn't take much to fall for someone when you're in high school. Sometimes one afternoon together can be enough. Attraction is attraction, you're either attracted to someone or not, it takes a second, there's hardly a need for slow-paced development to make something like that obvious. Just thinking out loud.

    Cheers!

    April 24, 2012 at 11:22PM EST Reply to Comment
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    soso14886

    Will's attitude is Creepy with a capital C. If my high school teacher asked me to be his Best Man because I taught him more about being a man than anyone else, I would run for the hills, far, far away from him, fast. Or if I found out my fiancé wanted to have our wedding in a month to accommodate high school kids' schedules, I'd think really hard of how much I wanted to marry this person. Just saying, I agree Emma doesn't seem to be the only one with mental problems.

    Also, what happened to Rory? And Sugar? Did they run off to Ireland together or something? Or is it Joe in and Rory bye-bye? A little closure would be nice, even if the poor kid, bless his soul, couldn't act to save his life.

    I know this may seem weird, but I actually liked today's episode. I don't know why, it was nice, for some odd reason. Damn Glee and damn its quirky charm, I keep getting pulled back into it no matter how many times i tell myself to get away. It's like this annoying itch that you have to scratch or else it will drive you mad.

    But I don't think the Quinn/Joe thing came out of nowhere. See, I was in high school only a little while ago. People fell in and out of love with great frequency, Glee gets it rather spot on. Relationships sometimes changed like clothes and people went all over the place, many settled down somewhat by Senior Year, but even then, some shuffling around was inevitable. Also, it doesn't take much to fall for someone when you're in high school. Sometimes one afternoon together can be enough. Attraction is attraction, you're either attracted to someone or not, it takes a second, there's hardly a need for slow-paced development to make something like that obvious. Just thinking out loud.

    Cheers!

    April 24, 2012 at 11:24PM EST Reply to Comment
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    ABR

    What the hell are Regionals?

    April 24, 2012 at 11:42PM EST Reply to Comment
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      Liz_f They're this close, Pierce!

      April 25, 2012 at 12:47AM EST
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      Leonard Leonard likes this post.

      April 25, 2012 at 9:19AM EST
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    Cassie

    If I remember correctly, the initial reviews of the Glee pilot raved about how different it was from usual musical shows and musicals. People didn't just break into song. Characters would be singing either in rehearsals, performances, or an occasional dream sequence. Clearly that guideline was dropped pretty quickly.

    I find Blaine very bland and annoying. And what's up with his clothes? He looks like a ventriloquist dummy.

    And Mr. Schu - wow. I just could not figure out if the writers were trying to make him intentionally psycho or if they thought it was endearing him. I also thought it would be a chance for Emma to speak up and say that she didn't want to move the wedding up. But, of course, she didn't - she just counseled him...

    April 25, 2012 at 12:47AM EST Reply to Comment
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    the1withthething

    I find it painfully annoying and insulting that blaine and kurt never kiss, what we are supposed to believe that they make up with a hug everytime they fight! also this came out of nowhere, surly they could have given a bit of build up for this story

    April 25, 2012 at 1:26AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Tammy

    What's the point of going to PT, Quinn, if you're just going to have some random guy yank on your leg? Shouldn't PT involve an actual physical therapist? Shouldn't someone with serious spinal issues have a medical professional yanking on her? Oh, and the songs? Dreadful. An entire hour of Whitless is 59 minutes too much. I was bored at the 14 minute mark and only the sheer stupidity of the action -- as in "WTH are they doing now?" -- kept me watching. Terrible show. Glee is done.

    April 25, 2012 at 4:40AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Laurel

    I can't understand why all of these teenagers have been so upset about Whitney Houston's death since they weren't in school when some weren't even born when her first album came out.

    April 25, 2012 at 7:59AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Marianne

    The episode "Choke" is actually supposed to be about domestic abuse.

    April 25, 2012 at 11:29AM EST Reply to Comment
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      Jess It's supposed to be about both, if we're getting into spoilers. A person may choke during their audition, and issues of domestic violence are involved. Which bodes SO well. A play on words involving abuse really shows that they're taking the issue seriously, and not just shoving in another PSA for funsies.

      April 25, 2012 at 1:06PM EST
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    Kay

    I really hope they bring back Chandler. I think they need to spice things up a bit. Their relationship is getting boring.

    April 25, 2012 at 11:00PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Sidney

    It seems like they've decided to forego actual storytelling just so they can sing sounds. Which is a shame. Season 1 had a lot of promise and did a lot to further its multiple story lines.

    April 28, 2012 at 11:22AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Ebb

    Finally gave up on Glee after Saturday Night Glee-ver. This review of the first episode I've missed perfectly sums up why.

    April 29, 2012 at 9:05PM EST Reply to Comment

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