Recap: 'Dancing with the Stars' Performances - Nicole and Evan land 30s
It’s the semifinals for “DWTS” and, have to say, this is a pretty impressive foursome. Okay, except for Chad. Chad, he still looks a little constipated on the floor, and I think he’s really tested the last of Cheryl’s patience. But I digress. As exciting as the semifinals might be, next week is sure to be plenty more exciting because (wait for it)... Kate Gosselin’s coming back for the finals (along with pretty much everyone else, but whatever)! To the horror of dance lovers everywhere! I’m hoping they recruit her to do some actual dancing, because I’m dying to see her clomp through a waltz or maybe a bit of disco with all the grace and femininity of a dying orangutan. I’ve honestly kind of missed her since she’s gotten the boot, and apparently America has, too, as the ratings have gone into a nosedive since America lost their blonde Octomom punching bag. But until then, we’ll have to content ourselves with the semifinals. Let the excitement begin!
[Full recap of Monday's (May 17) "Dancing with the Stars" after the break...]