Recap: 'Dancing with the Stars' Performances - Evan and Nicole shine
On “Dancing with the Stars,” otherwise known as The Accident by the Side of the Road featuring the Spastic Gyrations of Kate Gosselin, it’s Movie Night, and Erin Andrews is celebrating by flashing her bra. I’m not even kidding, the woman walks down the spiral staircase of awkwardness wearing a cardigan that’s been stapled together and a bra, which, even though it’s more fabric than Pamela Anderson has worn all season, just makes her seem really exposed. And possibly like the victim of a sexual assault. But maybe her movie is “The Accused” and not “Pulp Fiction,” you never know.
[Full recap of Monday's (April 19) "Dancing with the Stars" after the break...]
I’ll admit it – I’m torn about Nicole. She’s obviously the best dancer in the competition. But then, she was the best dancer before the competition. There’s no learning curve for Nicole (or if there is, it’s a small one), so does she deserve to win it, or is the disco ball of triumph really for the person who’s most improved? This and global warming are two of America’s greatest conundrums right now, don’t you think?