This week's episode of "The Real Housewives of Orange County" was memorable for a lot of reasons. One, Gretchen threatened to unleash the wrath of "furry" on Vicki, which was almost cute. Two, there were more penis jokes than usual (thanks, bachelorette party favors!). Finally, we also discovered a new theme that appears to be running through the "Real Houswives" franchise: a fear of strippers.
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"Breaking Bad's" final season poster doesn't mention "Breaking Bad"
It just features this cryptic tagline: "All Bad things must come to an end."
"Entourage" movie, "Justified" among winners in California tax credit lottery
"Pretty Little Liars" and "Teen Wolf" will also get special tax incentives.
Kim Kardashian's 72-day marriage is over
Kardashian and Kris Humphries have finalized their divorce after settling claims over money.
WGN America's first scripted series will be about the Salem Witch Trials
Brannon Braga of "Star Trek: TNG" fame will helm the drama series.
NBC announces "The Million Second Quiz"
The game show will premiere in September, lasting 1 million seconds, or nearly 12 days.
If you're an "Arrested Development" fan, you probably pride yourself on being able to pick up all the levels of the various jokes that are piled on with an almost breathtaking density, but even the nerdiest of fans probably missed one of the weirdest inside beats this season. There are a number of jokes in the new series built around that weird early-'90s tax shelter production of "Fantastic Four" that was supposed to lock down the rights for Roger Corman, and on their own, those jokes are a bunch of fun.
But if you pay close attention, you'll spot Josh Trank and Jeremy Slater in the episodes, and that's a joke that won't fully pay off until Fox releases their in-development reboot of "Fantastic Four," which Josh Trank is set to direct, and which Jeremy Slater worked on as a writer. The notion of layering in a gag that won't even fully make sense for a few years is one of the many reasons I love "Arrested Development."
Cannes is still fresh enough in my mind that the idea of diving into another film festival right now is ever-so-slightly panic-inducing, but I've got over three weeks to get in the mood for the admittedly far more relaxed charms of the Karlovy Vary Film Festival in the Czech Republic, which kicks off on June 28.
Jennifer Love Hewitt pregnant, expecting a baby with her "Client List" co-star
Hewitt, 34, began dating Brian Hallisay 15 months ago after meeting on the NBC drama "Love Bites." According to Us Weekly, Hewitt is three months along.
Report: Fox firing "Idol" bosses Nigel Lythgoe and Ken Warwick
The two exec producers were with "Idol" when it debuted in 2002 and they also worked together on the British "Pop Idol."
"The Bachelorette" puts up tweet complaining about tweets featured on-screen
"I wish the tweets at the bottom of the screen would go away on the bachelorette. #noonecares," tweeted Alexa Stout. PLUS: Chris Harrison approves.
There are so many reasons to find "Anna Nicole" depressing before you've even watched it. First, the trailer is set to the saddest rendition of the song "Fame" you've ever heard. Then, the Lifetime movie is directed by "American Psycho"'s Mary Harron, who definitely classes up the joint but whom you'd hope would have better things to do. I hope this is her "Star 80," but given that it's Lifetime, there's a better chance of this being akin to Lindsay Lohan's "Liz & Dick."
Justin Theroux joins HBO's "The Leftovers" from Damon Lindelof
He'll play the police chief in the "Lost" co-creator's drama about life after the Rapture.
Hillary Clinton jokes about pitching a Bravo reality show: "Project Pantsuit"
"You know," she said last night at a fashion awards show. "I have been thinking, now that I have some more time on my hands, I am going to be pitching Andy (Cohen) and others on a new show for Bravo, to fill that gap that is so apparent to some of us. All you really need is a small but passionate audience to be successful. We could call it 'Project Pantsuit.' We have all kinds of ideas. So just call me after tonight, Andy."
Coldplay's drummer made a cameo during "Game of Thrones" wedding
Will Champion was playing a drum in his quick cameo appearance. PLUS: Eat some Red Wedding Cake, and Aaron Rodgers not sorry for spoiling "Game of Thrones," citing 24-hour rule.
Aaron Sorkin: Larry David told me to avoid watching "The West Wing" after I left
Sorkin recalls: "He said, 'Listen to me. Under no circumstances can you ever watch the show again. Either it's going to be great and you're going to be miserable, or it's going to be less than great and you're going to be miserable. Either way you're going to be miserable.' I thought, 'Well, it's Larry David, he's kind of professionally miserable.'" PLUS: Check out Sorkin's spacious office.
"Devious Maids" pilot will be released early in English and Spanish
Lifetime will also make each episode available in both languages the day after airing.
Deacon Jones dies: NFL Hall of Famer was one of "Brady Bunch's" most memorable guest-stars
Watch Jones teach Peter Brady that it's okay to sing and play football from a 1971 episode.
"Mad Men" alum Jared Harris gets engaged
The actor who played Lane Pryce is set to marry longtime girlfriend Allegra Riggio.
LeAnn Rimes’ private life has played out very publicly in the tabloids for the past few years and has, unfortunately, completely overshadowed her considerable musical talents. With “Spitfire,” out today, she attempts to get the focus back on her superior singing chops through, ironically, addressing the very issue with which the press has had a field day.
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Taylor Swift did her best Marianne Faithfull imitation Monday night in Chicago as she became the latest artist to join the Rolling Stones on stage.
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In the off-chance you can make your way through Peter Rosenberg's sound effects and ad-libs, Wu-Tang Clan has a brand new song "Family Reunion."
The soul sampling track features members Ghostface Killa, Method Man and Masta Killa, and was delivered into the hands of Hot 97 courtesy of RZA. The crew was present and accounted for at Hot 97's Summer Jam XX just this past weekend.
Wu-Tang also dropped fresh single "Execution in Autumn" last month on limited 7", and in drastically different style. Still, it's a good sign that the hip-hop vets are on track for a sixth full-length "A Better Tomorrow," a little celebration behind the 20th anniversary (!) of "36 Chambers." "A Better Tomorrow" is supposedly due in July.
"Game of Thrones" star Michelle Fairley joins "Suits"
She'll recur in Season 3 as a British entrepreneur.
Much-anticipated wedding didn't help "Game of Thrones" ratings
"The Rains of Castamere" attracted 5.2 million, which was less than the season high of 5.5 million.
Mitch Hurwitz reacts to "Arrested" reactions, talks Portia de Rossi's appearance
"I wasn't taken aback at all," he says of some of the critics' reactions. As for the Lindsay Bluth appearance jokes, he says, "it was absolutely not meant to be a joke at Portia's expense. It was at Lindsay's expense. She doesn't look different to me." PLUS: Burbank's Bob Hope Airport transformed into "India Airport."
Diablo Cody gets a sidekick for her talk show pilot
Steve Agee, whose pilot with Craig Robinson still may get picked up, will join Cody on her TBS talk show pilot.
"Mistresses" debuts to 4.42 million, "Revolution" up in season finale
Meanwhile, "The Bachelorette" reached a new low with last night's episode.
"Downton Abbey's" Dan Stevens sorry for ruining Christmas for UK fans
"I am sorry about that!" he says of violating a British Christmas day TV tradition.
There's all sorts of dance tracks that demand you hit the floor, live it up, don't stop what-have-you. Selena Gomez is asking you to, kindly, "Slow Down."
The former Disney star is back out the gate with another lively pop tune from her forthcoming album, the details to which she announced last night (June 3). "Stars Dance," her new record, will be released on July 23, the day after her 21st birthday.
"Slow Down" comes as an iTunes pre-sale goodie, which is only sort-of good-ish. The chorus -- I guarantee you -- will become the soundtrack to all banal things you do, including taking out the garbage, showering and cropping photos of Selena Gomez. It's gone under the generic club-thump beat that has dominated all of Jennifer Lopez' recent output, which is to say that it's nothing unique. Gomez actually has some vocal deliveries that are akin to Lopez' too, the big difference is that Lopez' soul now belongs to RedOne whereas Gomez now attends the church of production team The Cataracs, a name that she mentions in the song. Twice.