This week, if you didn't have a horrible secret or a pretty crafty lie, you really weren't a part of the action at "Downton Abbey." For all the sneaking around, swallowing of feelings and blathering of half-truths, you'd think you were watching "Falcon Crest." There wasn't a lot of justice to be had for some of the nastier secrets, but what little we got was a welcome relief, if a little too pat and easily resolved, if you ask me.
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Seth Meyers: 2 more "SNL" episodes, and I'm done after 13 seasons
The Feb. 1 Melissa McCarthy episode will be Meyers' last on "Saturday Night Live," ending "SNL's" 2nd-longest tenure (Darrell Hammond is No. 1, serving 14 seasons.) "We feel pretty strongly that I'm two shows away from cutting ties," Meyers tells TheWrap. "I mostly just think its too hard to try to do two of these things at the same time." PLUS: Meyers confirms that Amy Poehler will be his first "Late Night" guest, that he'll have a very long monologue, and Meyers reacts to Sasheer Zamata's first episode.
Jimmy Fallon's 1st "Tonight Show" guests: Will Smith and U2
Fallon also told critics today he'll bring the show to Los Angeles a few weeks a year, that his first three weeks are booked, and why he's bringing back "starring" to the title. He also jokingly suggested that Jay Leno play a detective on "The Blacklist."
Jimmy Fallon: I gave Chris Christie advanced warning of my song with Bruce Springsteen
Fallon gave warning to the New Jersey governor in part because he's been a guest on the show, plus Fallon knew the sketch would sting. "First of all, the bit was funny," says Fallon "Secondly, I let Chris Christie know that we were gonna do it. And I said the silver lining: Bruce Springsteen says your name."
"Chicago Fire," "Chicago PD" and "SVU" are doing a crossover
"PD" star Sophia Bush is heading to New York to film a "Law & Order: SVU" episode. PLUS: NBC releases new trailers for "About a Boy," "Believe," "Crisis" and "Growing Up Fisher."
"About a Boy" and "Parenthood" are also doing a crossover
David Walton was on "Parenthood" last week, and Dax Shepard will make a cameo on "About a Boy," says Jason Katims, who produces both shows.
Ed O'Neill inappropriately jokes about "Modern Family" co--star Ariel Winter's mom problems
When a journalist asked the female stars about advice they picked up from their mothers, O'Neill joked that "Ariel should take that one." Winter, of course, has been estranged from her mom.
"RuPaul's Drag Race" tackles the "Duck Dynasty" controversy
"We don't give a duck."
PARK CITY - Ten years to the day after "Saw" made its midnight premiere at the Egyptian Theater as part of Sundance's midnight lineup, co-writer Leigh Whannell showed up with a whole different team of collaborators to premiere "Cooties," a horror-comedy that manages the very difficult trick of fulfilling both halves of that equation with equal skill.
Directed by Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion (collectively known as "Honest" when they co-direct) and written by Ian Brennan & Leigh Whannell, "Cooties" tells the story of a rapdily-spreading infection that turns all the kids at an elementary school into rabid little flesh-eating monsters, and what happens on the day the situation spins out of control. Clint (Elijah Wood) is a substitute who actually went to that same elementary school when he was a kid. He's only teaching for a little while as he works on his first novel, "Keel Them All," a story about a haunted boat. He's delighted to see that one of his childhood friends Lucy (Allison Pill) is also teaching at the school, but slightly less delighted when he meets her current boyfriend, PE coach Wade (Rainn Wilson). For the first twenty minutes or so, "Cooties" is basically just a comedy about a guy who isn't where he wants to be in his life trying to cope with returning to his elementary school, but in a new role, while also trying to navigate the bizarre social hierarchy of the teachers who are there full-time.
With Alfonso Cuaron ("Gravity") and J.J. Abrams ("Star Trek") executive producing, "Believe" is pretty much guaranteed to get some hype (see a clip here) -- and possibly eyeballs -- when it premieres on March 10 after "The Voice." The question is, of course, how the supernatural drama about Bo, a little girl with supernatural powers, who becomes a pawn as adults try to kidnap her will be sold to viewers. "We'll have procedural elements each week," executive producer Jonas Pate explained, "but then larger mythological elements will be slowly revealed."
PARK CITY - In the world of intelligence thrillers, the Cold War, much like smoking, is a hard habit to break. And both, as it turns out, feature prominently in Anton Corbijn's "A Most Wanted Man," the first big-screen adaptation of a John Le Carré novel since Tomas Alfredson's "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy" in 2011, and a worthy spiritual successor to that tangled, tea-stained tale of world-weary espionage. The difference, however, is that we're long past the Cold War's big thaw in this particular story: post-9/11 paranoia is the order of the day, though Le Carré's typically dry, rueful tone and Corbijn's pewter-colored aesthetic combine to suggest the shift is immaterial: the more things change, the more they stay the same, and political distrust springs eternal.
Did Drake establish himself as an "SNL" superstar?
The rapper pretty much nailed it last night, says Chris Richards, officially entering "the realm of the hyper-talented, hyper-endearing, hyper-famous, pretty-funny nice guys." PLUS: Drake's "SNL" gets solid ratings.
How did Sasheer Zamata do in her "SNL" debut?
"She didn't mess anything up or bomb any laughs," says Kevin Fallon. "She didn't make a star-is-born impression. But you knew she was there, which, crazy as it sounds, is monumental for a new hire."
NBC is "hoping" to continue its relationship with Jay Leno
"We're very much hoping we will enter into a new relationship with Jay and keep NBC his home," NBC Entertainment boss Robert Greenblatt told critics.
Check out Seth Meyers as a college freshman
Here's a pic from when he was at Northwestern.
Taran Killam to get help on his Piers Morgan "SNL" impression from Piers Morgan
The CNN host wasn't happy with Killam's suit/tie combo.
Watch the full "Hannibal" Season 2 trailer
See glimpses of the fight between Hannibal and Laurence Fishburne's character.
Austrian TV creates a "Game of Thrones"-inspired promo for NFL championship games
See Boston, San Francisco, Denver and Seattle rendered in homage to the HBO series.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus was unaware of last week's mini-"Seinfeld" reunion
"I didn't see that! First of all, thank you for telling me about it," she said upon hearing that Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander had visited Tom's Diner with Larry David. "I didn't know they went so that sounds like fun."
At press tour, NBC Entertainment Chairman Robert Greenblatt promised that some fresh material is in the works -- though much of it with a familiar flavor.
PARK CITY - If you only see one Dust Bowl sci-fi eco-western starring Nicholas Hoult this year... well, maybe wait for the next one. Arriving in Sundance on a tide of buzz that seems justified only by its on-paper singularity, Jake Paltrow's infallibly earnest genre experiment "Young Ones" marries the stark heartland integrity of John Steinbeck to the post-apocalyptic nihilism of "Mad Max," with the waxen self-importance of neither. Relocating a classical land-ownership saga to a barren New-Old West situated, we can only hope, in the very distant future, Paltrow's film never quite finds the happy medium between B-movie splatter and literary elevation; if nothing else, it confirms my suspicion that films adorned with their own chapter headings are rarely good news.
Given the spectacular ratings for "The Sound of Music Live!" despite the critical drubbing Carrie Underwood's performance received, it's no surprise that one of the first things NBC Entertainment Chairman Robert Greenblatt mentioned during the network's executive panel (well, right after referencing the "19 million viewers and 3 million on DVRs" the adaptation of the Broadway musical lured in) was the follow-up.