As "Twilight" fans know, Stephenie Meyer's books are metaphorical interpretations of situations that are common to all teenage girls, like when the Native American kid who's protecting you while your vampire boyfriend is off in Italy brooding becomes a werewolf to help protect you from his taunting topless friends who also happen to be werewolves.
 
Let's face it: We've all been there.
 
This clip from "Twilight Saga: New Moon" was first made available on iTunes, but now we've got our own pretty high res take on Kristen Stewart getting slappy and Taylor Lautner's transformation into a wolf. Check it out!
 
As we're sure you already know by now, "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" opens on Friday, Nov. 20.