Grammy Awards drinking game: Clive Davis, Taylor Swift and Michael Jackson

Drinking comes easy at the 52nd annual awards

By HitFix Staff Sunday, Jan 31, 2010 7:05 PM

Take a drink when:

Lady GaGa changes costumes -- change your glass
Taylor Swift wins anything -- take a shot, then act surprised you took a shot
A country artist thanks God -- toast to your favorite entity
Anyone thanks Rick Rubin or Clive Davis -- drink, then pat yourself on the back
Name-checks Haiti -- donate the amount of money you think it cost you to drink
Michael Jackson mentions, tributes, memories -- Moon Walk as you drink
Any pans that include Taylor Swift and Kanye West in the same sweep -- drink, then swear you won't do it again
Camera shots of Kings of Leon -- put on a white Hanes tee and spill some on it
Any winners chewing gum, wearing sunglasses as they accept an award -- chew some in solidarity, slap your own sunglasses off in embarrassment
Presenters read their lines awkwardly, stilted... at this point, we're just trying to get you drunk
Black Eyed Peas anything -- drink, then wish you were dead